I would say 'I love pies'
Yes. Is that the wrong answer?
A recipe book so I can write down any great ideas I have for new pies
I still remember my first pie: it had rusks in it and my mum made it to help me sleep. It made me burp instead. I've still got the final crumb from it!
I'd like to be a taster at a pie factory, and one day run my own company: Pieface's Perfect Pies
One day I tried to eat a plastic display pie. It wasn't really embarrassing. It just wasn't very tasty. And I have fallen into a pie before...
I'm a pie-ssimist!
When I have a pie to eat, I always worry that it might have a soggy bottom. I hate having a soggy bottom.
Paul the Potato, Dennis, JJ, Rubi, Gnasher and Cherry Bakewell the chef. She's my hero.
My emergency pie stash. I keep them in the freezer. Apple pies, mince pies, steak pies and curry pies.
If by pet, you mean my bestest friend in the whole world - then Paul the Potato!
Just kidding, it's pies!
You know, I don't think I've ever had a salad pie - it might be a taste sensation!
Paul - he's the funniest potato on earth
Definitely Paul, or possibly a pie salesman if he had lots of samples in his briefcase
I would invent new pies, write them in my recipe book, then count pies until I fell asleep
I can identify pies just by feeling their crusts. I can even do it blindfolded or in the dark, it's like they tell me their secrets. I'm a pie whisperer.
Sometimes Walter tricks me into doing things by promising me pies. I don't like him, but I do like the pies his mum buys, so it's a difficult choice.
I'm good at music, looking after potatoes and I like doing science stuff with Rubi
Stopping Dennis doing things that could get him in trouble, knitting, football... and maths
I think you'll find it was three. 1... 2... 4... 3 - see?
I'd like to be remembered as somebody's best friend ever, or possibly as the inventor of the salad pie
In a pie? A cereal pie would be okay...