These astronaut jokes are out of this world! Check them out and see which ones make you laugh to the moon and back!
These funny astronaut jokes are guaranteed to put a smile on your space! Oops, face. And if you liked them, why not check out these funny Space Jokes? We've also got these punny Planet Jokes, and if you want something more down to earth, check out these Jungle Jokes! And of course, we have even more jokes on our main jokes page!
What should you do if you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
What do you call a lazy space man?
What do astronauts drink?
What game do astronauts play in space?
Where do astronauts get coffee?
What do astronauts listen to?
What kind of plates do astronauts use?
Why should you hang out with astronauts?
They're a blast!
Where do astronauts study?
How do astronauts clean up?
With a vacuum!
How to astronauts organise a party?
How do astronauts keep their space suits together?
With an asteroid belt!
What do astronauts do on the moon?
Why did the astronaut go into space?
Because it was breath-taking!
What does an astronaut get for going to space?
A constellation prize!
What do astronauts read?
What's an astronaut's favourite time to eat?
Why shouldn't you go to an astronaut's party?
There won't be any astmosphere!
What's an astronaut's favourite food?
Why did the cow go to space?
To go to the mooooon!
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space!
What does a dentist call an astronaut's cavity?
A black hole!
What happens to naughty astronauts?
They get grounded!
Why wasn't the astronaut hungry?
She'd had a big launch!
When do astronauts eat?
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors!