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Jungle Jokes

These jungle jokes are a real (Tarzan) scream! From tigers to turtles, we've got every kind of jungle joke here!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  November 11th 2021

Check out these jungle japes for a really wild time! And if you like these, we've also got more Animal Jokes here! And what about these zany Zoo Jokes? Or these Crocodile Jokes, if you want to make it snappy! And as usual, head over to our Jokes Page for thousands more funnies!

Why shouldn't you play games in the jungle?

It's full of cheetahs!

What's a monkey's favourite Christmas carol?

Jungle Bells!

Why shouldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He's always lion!

Why is the jungle so supportive?

All the plants are rooting for you!

How do you do a deal in the jungle?

You snake on it!

What do you call a lion who rules the jungle?

An Emperoar!

What does a tiger drive around the jungle?

A furr-ari!

Why do koalas do all the admin in the jungle?

They have the right koalafications!

Where can you buy a jungle?

Amazon!

Why should you be careful in the jungle?

There are lots of crook-o-diles!

What's the most confused animal in the jungle?

The polar bear!

What happens when a tiger eats a lemon?

It becomes a sour puss!

Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they're hard to iron!

What do you get if you cross a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie-talkie!

What kind of snake is good at maths?

An adder!

In which jungle should you always have an umbrella?

The rainforest!

What's a tiger's favourite day of the week?

Caturday!

Why should you never trick a jungle bird?

Because toucan play at that game!

Why did the monkey like the banana?

It had appeal!

What's a cobra's favourite subject?

Hiss-tory!

What do fashionable apes wear in the jungle?

I'm a celebrity get me out of here

Dolce and Banana!

Why can't the celebrities take their kids to the jungle with them?

Im a celebrity get me out of here jokes

There's no jungle gym!

What is the difference between a freshly made pizza and a hungry jungle tiger?

Im a celebrity get me out of here jokes

One tastes delicious to you and you taste delicious to one!

Why did Myles Stephenson ask a crocodile to pack his case for going into the jungle?

I'm a celebrity get me out of here jokes

Because he's a snappy dresser!

Where do lions sell their unwanted stuff?

At a jungle sale!

Why should you never do maths in the jungle?

Because if you add four and four, you might get ate!