22 Crocodile Jokes That Are Snappy!
These crocodile jokes are sure to keep you entertained for a croco-while!
And as always, there's our jokes generator for all your joke needs!
What do you get if you cross a computer and a crocodile?
A lot of bytes!
What do you get when you cross a frog and an alligator?
How many arms has a crocodile got?
Depends how many people he's eating!
Are you a caiman?
Yes, I'm fine!
What's a crocodile's favourite card game?
What should you say to a crocodile on it's birthday?
What's an alligator's favourite music?
What's a crocodile's favourite game?
What do crocodiles decorate their bathrooms with?
What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you’ll see in a while and the other you’ll see later
What do call a crocodile detective?
What do you call a crocodile who robs banks?
What should you say if an alligator arrests you?
It's a fair croc!
Why don't Egyptian crocodiles admit when they're wrong?
Because they're in de-nile!
Why don't crocodiles like fast food?
It's too hard to catch!
What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a rooster?
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
What do you call a crocodile with a map?
What do alligators do in an emergency?
They croco-dial 999!
A man walks into a café and says
'Get me a crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy!'
Why did Myles Stephenson ask a crocodile to pack his case for going into the jungle?
Because he's a snappy dresser!