Bike Jokes

These funny bike jokes are good enough to put on a pedal-stool!

These bike one liners are tyre-larious!

If you liked these, get on your bike and head to  cycling jokes here, and there's more sports jokes and tennis jokes too! 

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Why didn't Cinderella win the Tour De France?

Her coach was a pumpkin!

Why don't bankers ride bikes?

They lose their balance!

How did the hairdresser win the bike race?

By taking a short cut!

What does a snowman use to get around?

An icicle!

When is a bike not a bike?

When it turns into a driveway!

Where does a dad bike hang out?

In the bike shed!

Who's the Vice President of Cycle Country?

Bike Pence!

What's the best kind of bike?

A wheely good one!

What sort of bike likes camping and hill walks?

A mountain bike!

What happened when the bike feel in the river?

It was up the creek without a peddle!

Did you hear about the bikes party?

It was off the chain!

Why was the bike maker so rubbish?

He just couldn't get a handle on it!

What's a bike's favourite type of moustache?

Handlebar!

What do you call crazy tarmac?

A total cyclepath!

What do you call someone who sells bikes door to door?

A peddlar!

Why did the bike have to have a rest?

It was too tyred!

How do bikes help the enviroment?

By recycling!

What happens when a bike gets distracted?

It goes off on a tandem!

What's a bike's favourite type of poetry?

SPOKE-n word!

What do you call an artist who sculpts with bicycle parts?

Cycleangelo!

What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist?

Bike-carbonate of soda!

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Bicycle petals!

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire!

Teacher: If you got £20 from 5 people, what do you get?

Student: A new bike!

Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was two-tyred!

What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The ground!

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