These bike one liners are tyre-larious!
And as always, check out our jokes page for loads more laughs!
Why didn’t Cinderella win the Tour De France?
Her coach was a pumpkin!
Why don’t bankers ride bikes?
They lose their balance!
How did the hairdresser win the bike race?
By taking a short cut!
What does a snowman use to get around?
When is a bike not a bike?
When it turns into a driveway!
Where does a dad bike hang out?
In the bike shed!
Who’s the Vice President of Cycle Country?
What’s the best kind of bike?
A wheely good one!
What sort of bike likes camping and hill walks?
A mountain bike!
What happened when the bike feel in the river?
It was up the creek without a peddle!
Did you hear about the bikes party?
It was off the chain!
Why was the bike maker so rubbish?
He just couldn’t get a handle on it!
What’s a bike’s favourite type of moustache?
What do you call crazy tarmac?
A total cyclepath!
What do you call someone who sells bikes door to door?
Why did the bike have to have a rest?
It was too tyred!
How do bikes help the enviroment?
What happens when a bike gets distracted?
It goes off on a tandem!
What’s a bike’s favourite type of poetry?
What do you call an artist who sculpts with bicycle parts?
What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist?
Bike-carbonate of soda!
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Teacher: If you got £20 from 5 people, what do you get?
Student: A new bike!
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
It was two-tyred!
What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?