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20 Cycling Jokes Which Are Wheelie Cool

Tyred of reading boring jokes? No problem! Check out Beano's basket-full of cycling jokes to get you giggling again!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  December 22nd 2021

Take a brake (get it?!) with these serious cycling jokes from Beano's genius joke writers. We've rounded up our funny bike jokes in one place, so take a stop here and get some giggles in.

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How did the apple get to school?

They rode a pie-cycle!

A bike with pies for tyres

How do bikes help the enviroment?

By recycling!

A man laughing while sat on a small red bike

What do you call a door to door bicycle salesman?

A Peddler!

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My sister told me I couldn't make a bicycle out of spaghetti.

You should have seen her face when i rode pasta!

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When is a bicycle not a bicycle?

When it turns into a driveway!

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What do you call a bicycle with a bed on top?


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What dies a cyclist ride in winter?

An icicle!

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How did the barber win the bike race?

He took a short cut!

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Why did the little boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to sleep walk!

Riding a bike in bed

Did you hear about the lunatic who won the Tour De France in one day?

He took the psycho path!

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Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles?

They tend to lose their balance!

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What do you call an artist who sculpts with bicycle parts?


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What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist?

Bike-carbonate of soda!

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Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?

Because it's too tired!

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What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Bicycle petals!

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?


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What does a turtle need to ride a bike?

A shellmet!

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What does a cyclist ride in the winter?

An icicle!

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What is Thor's favourite cycling competition?

Thor de France!

Teacher: If you got £20 from 5 people, what do you get?

Student: A new bike!

Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was two-tyred!

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What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The ground!

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