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Cycling Jokes

Tyred of reading boring jokes? No problem! Check out Beano’s basket-full of cycling jokes to get you giggling again!

Take a brake (get it?!) with these serious cycling jokes from Beano’s genius joke writers. We’ve rounded up our funny bike jokes in one place, so take a stop here and get some giggles in.

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How did the apple get to school?

A bike with pies for tyres

They rode a pie-cycle!

How do bikes help the enviroment?

A man laughing while sat on a small red bike

By recycling!

What do you call a door to door bicycle salesman?

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A Peddler!

My sister told me I couldn’t make a bicycle out of spaghetti.

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You should have seen her face when i rode pasta!

When is a bicycle not a bicycle?

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When it turns into a driveway!

What do you call a bicycle with a bed on top?

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Bedridden!

What dies a cyclist ride in winter?

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An icicle!

How did the barber win the bike race?

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He took a short cut!

Why did the little boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

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Because he didn’t want to sleep walk!

Did you hear about the lunatic who won the Tour De France in one day?

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He took the psycho path!

Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles?

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They tend to lose their balance!

What do you call an artist who sculpts with bicycle parts?

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Cycleangelo!

What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist?

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Bike-carbonate of soda!

Why can’t a bicycle stand up on its own?

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Because it’s too tired!

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

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Bicycle petals!

What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

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Attire!

What does a turtle need to ride a bike?

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A shellmet!

What does a cyclist ride in the winter?

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An icicle!

What is Thor’s favourite cycling competition?

Thor de France!

Teacher: If you got £20 from 5 people, what do you get?

Student: A new bike!

Why couldn’t the bike stand up?

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It was two-tyred!

What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

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The ground!

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