20 Cycling Jokes Which Are Wheelie Cool
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Take a brake (get it?!) with these serious cycling jokes from Beano's genius joke writers. We've rounded up our funny bike jokes in one place, so take a stop here and get some giggles in.
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How did the apple get to school?
They rode a pie-cycle!
![A bike with pies for tyres](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/82218_pie-2.jpg)
How do bikes help the enviroment?
By recycling!
![A man laughing while sat on a small red bike](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/81409_9.png)
What do you call a door to door bicycle salesman?
A Peddler!
![cycling jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/62494_gen76.jpg)
My sister told me I couldn't make a bicycle out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when i rode pasta!
![cycling jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/62493_gen90.jpg)
When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
When it turns into a driveway!
![cycling jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/62492_gen74.jpg)
What do you call a bicycle with a bed on top?
Bedridden!
![cycling jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/62490_gen69.jpg)
What dies a cyclist ride in winter?
An icicle!
![cycling jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/62489_gen30.jpg)
How did the barber win the bike race?
He took a short cut!
![cycling jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/62488_gen42.jpg)
Why did the little boy take his bicycle to bed with him?
Because he didn't want to sleep walk!
![Riding a bike in bed](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/80330_sleep-1.jpg)
Did you hear about the lunatic who won the Tour De France in one day?
He took the psycho path!
![cycling jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/62482_gen08.jpg)
Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles?
They tend to lose their balance!
![cycling jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/62479_gen04.jpg)
What do you call an artist who sculpts with bicycle parts?
Cycleangelo!
![cycling jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/62477_00-gen5.jpg)
What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist?
Bike-carbonate of soda!
![cycling jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/62476_00-gen4.jpg)
Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?
Because it's too tired!
![cycling jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/62475_00-gen3.jpg)
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Bicycle petals!
![cycling jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/62474_00-gen2.jpg)
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Attire!
![best jokes of 2020](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/62273_gen95.jpg)
What does a turtle need to ride a bike?
A shellmet!
![turtle jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/61318_gen64.jpg)
What does a cyclist ride in the winter?
An icicle!
![winter jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/56481_gen13.jpg)
What is Thor's favourite cycling competition?
Thor de France!
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Teacher: If you got £20 from 5 people, what do you get?
Student: A new bike!
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Why couldn't the bike stand up?
It was two-tyred!
![Funny jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/56923_gen49.jpg)
What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?
The ground!
![Funny jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/56966_gen40.jpg)
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