Britain’s Funniest Joke - Voting Closed!

We searched the land for Britain's Funniest Family. Check out some of the awesome entries here....

We searched the land for Britain's Funniest Family. Check out some of the awesome entries here....

The Baran Family from Ebbw Vale

A classic joke about a sister here from the Baran family! We love to laugh with (and about) our family members – although sometimes they don’t take the joke as well as we’d hope.

We've written out the joke below so you can give yourself an extra giggle!

Mum (behind the camera): “Because of the current situation, you are going to be quarantined. But you have a choice… Do you a.), quarantine with your sister? Or b.)…”

Boy: “B! Definitely b! (laughs)

Sister: “What?!!”

3rd party content, see our FAQ

The O’Shea family from Wicklow

The O’Shea family have got it all going on. Jokes, props and special donkey-style hats. We bet they’d be happy to look like an ass for this competition.

We've written out the joke below so you can give yourself an extra giggle!

Mum (behind the camera): “Two donkeys are ready to cross the road”

Donkey 1: “So should we cross now?”

Donkey 2: “No way! Look what happened to the zebra?”

Mum (behind the camera): “Ooouuuu”

3rd party content, see our FAQ

The Roberts Moss Family from Ashby De la Zouch

You won’t bee-lieve it! The Roberts Moss family have got us all buzzing with this un-bee-lieveable joke. (It’s about bees, in case you haven’t guessed yet).

We've written out the joke below so you can give yourself an extra giggle!

Mum (behind the camera): “Maxi what’s the worst thing about this nice weather?”

Boy: “Bees”

Girl (dressed as bee): Aggggrrrhhhh!

3rd party content, see our FAQ

The Shanahan-Renshaw Family from Leeds

Ah, lockdown. It’s been the source for many a great gag – mainly because that’s all we’ve got left! Luckily, the Shanahan-Renshaw family are on hand to show us the lighter side of life under lockdown.

We've written out the joke below so you can give yourself an extra giggle!

Lockdown Week 1

Girl: “Mum, what’s for dinner today?”

Mum: “I don’t know… What do you want?”

Lockdown Week 6

Kid: “Hey mum, what’s for dinner...?”

Mum: (pushes girl away)

3rd party content, see our FAQ

The Thomas Family from Amersham

Here’s a joke that would get the top votes – if Bananaman was doing the judging! Yep, this fruity funny is all about the yellow potassium-based snack and it’s a full-on family affair!

We've written out the joke below so you can give yourself an extra giggle!

Kid 1: “Why did the banana go to see the doctor?”

Dad: “I don’t know… Why did the banana go to see the doctor? ”

Kid 2: “I don’t know.. Why did he?”

Kid 3: (grabs banana hands it over to Kid 2) 

Kid 2: (holding banana) “Because he wasn’t peeling very well”

Mum: “Awww!”

Dad: (takes banana from Kid 2 and eats it)

Mum: (gasps)

3rd party content, see our FAQ
Subscribe for 6 free Beano comics

More stuff