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These butterfly jokes will have you in a flap! If you liked our butterfly funnies, why not check out our other animal jokes? These spider jokes are the best on the web, and you’ll be overcome by waves of laughter with these fish jokes! And there’s loads more on our joke hub!

Butterflies…

They aren’t what they used to be!

What do you get if you swallow a moth?

Butterflies in your tummy!

What do you call a butterfly that’s passing you?

A flutterby!

Why didn’t the butterfly go to the dance?

It was a moth ball!

What does a confidence caterpillar become?

A social butterfly!

What’s a caterpillar’s favourite way to swim?

The butterfly!

What did the nervous spider say?

‘Sorry, I’ve got butterflies in my tummy!’

What do you get if you want a cheap butterfly?

A margarinefly!

What do you call a moth in it’s fanciest outfit?

A butterfly!

Can you make cheese swim?

No, but you can make the butterfly!

What did the butterfly say when it got in trouble?

‘I butterfly away!’

What did the caterpillar say to the butterfly?

‘I just feel like you’ve really changed!’

What did the butterfly say to the shy caterpillar?

‘You just need to come out of your shell!’

What’s a butterfly’s favourite food?

Cocoonuts!

How do you eat a butterfly?

You spread its wings!

What did the fortune teller say to the caterpillar?

‘I see big changes in your future!’

What do butterflies use to hold up their houses?

Cater-pillars!

When butterflies get nervous…

Do they feel people in their stomachs?

What’s the biggest insect in the world?

The 100m butterfly!

What sort of fly loves bread?

A butterfly!

Butterfly Jokes

Time will fly with these funny butterfly jokes!