Funny Spider Jokes
These funny spider jokes are the best on the web!
Of course, there are loads more jokes on our jokes page too!
Why did the spider only put one leg out of her bed?
She wanted to start the day off on the right foot!
What’s the difference between a computer programmer and a spider?
Spiders like bugs on the web!
What do you call a spider who can steal your data?
A web hacker!
Did you hear about the spider who ate the fly?
He was a real buzz kill!
The spider couple were so in love…
They went around arm in arm in arm in arm in arm!
Why do spiders spin webs?
Because they can’t knit!
Did you hear about the spiders who got married?
It was a beautiful webbing
How tall are spiders?
Did you hear about the spider who was always lying?
He loved spinning a yarn!
What’s a spider’s favourite hobby?
What’s black and red and sticky all over?
A spider in strawberry jam!
What do spiders eat in Paris?
What do you call two spider who just got married?
What did the spider do when he got a new car?
Took it out for a spin!
What happened when the spider got mad?
He went up the wall!
Which spider is best at digging?
Why are spiders so good at swimming?
Because they have webbed feet!
What did the spider say to the fly?
Where do spiders hang out?
On the web!
What’s the best job for a spider?
A web designer!
What do you call an undercover spider?
A spy, duh!
What did the mummy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web!