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Camel Jokes

What's got your hump? Don't like dry humour? Check out our funny camel jokes and cheer up!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  July 7th 2021

There's more to camels than surviving in the desert... Actually, there isn't much more. Apart from these hilarious camel-based puns of course.

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History warning: Where would you find a camel in Roman Britain?


How do you offer a camel a cup of tea?

One hump or two?

Why did the camel say to the Sahara?

Long time sea!

How does a cool camel say hello?

How you dune?

What do you call a camel that looks the same from both directions?

A palindromedary!

What's the difference between a one humped camel and a two humped camel?

A hump!

What did the camel say to the oasis?

I will never desert you!

What’s the difference between Cleopatra and King Arthur?

One had Camelot the other had a lot of camels!

What Christmas carols do you hear in the desert?

Oh Camel Ye Faithful!

Where do you park your camel?


Why can you never find a camel in Tesco’s?

Because they are so well camelflaged!

When you’re a camel…

Every day is hump day!

What do you call a camel with three humps?


What do you call a camel with no humps?


Where does a camel go after the main course?

He heads straight for the desert trolley

Why did the Bactrian camel decide to have an extra hump?

Gobi or go home.

Why can a camel cross the desert without going hungry?

Because all the sandwiches there!

Why did the camel leave the party early?

Because he got the hump!

What is Aladdin's favourite type of tea?

Jasmine and camel-mile tea!

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