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26 Chocolate Jokes Choc-Full of Laughs!

Time for some pretty sweet chocolate gags... SNICKER at this BOUNTY of funny chocolate jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  August 12th 2021

If you love these funny chocolate jokes, check out these tasty ice cream jokes and cake jokes for more yummy yuks.

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What does a toad have in its croako


What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Plane chocolate!

A smiling chocolate cake that is wearing sunglasses

What's the sun's favourite chocolate bar?

Milky Way!

A laughing red crested rooster in front of a galaxy background

What's a lions favorite ice cream?

Mint chocolate chimp!

Laughing monkey in front of banana slices

What's an alien's favourite chocolate bar?

A mars bar!

A smiling golden retriever in front of a galaxy background

What do biscuits eat for a treat?

Fish and chocolate chips!

Grinning chocolate cookie

How do biscuits pay for things?

With chocolate chip and pin!

Grinning fox and surprised chocolate digestive

What is a foot's favourite chocolate?


A pair of feet with the toes grinning

What do you call a clumsy-but-quiet chocolate bar?

A careless Wispa!

How does the chocolate go on holiday?

On an AERO-plane!

Why did the ice cream break up with the chocolate?

He was a bit of a flake!

An angry looking piece of chocolate in front of an orange and red back background

Why did no-one bother the chocolate?

Because it was quiet as a mousse!

What do you call someone who eats a lot of chocolate?

A cocoa-nut!

Why did the chocolate get detention?

Because it was choco-LATE to class!

What's a monkey's favourite biscuit?

Chocolate chimp cookie!

What kind of ice cream do electricians eat?


ice cream jokes

It all starts innocently, mixing chocolate and Rice Krispies, but before you know it, you’re adding raisins and marshmallows...

It's a rocky road!

one liner jokes

What kind of filling do you want in your teeth?


What does The White Rabbit eat at Easter?


chocolate jokes

Why did the sheep cross the road?

He really wanted a chocolate baaaaa!

What's a tennis player's favourite chocolate?

Federrero rocher!

Which chocolate bars are Buzz Lightyear's favourite?

Marsbars and milkyways!

What's Cinderella's favourite sweeties?

Chocolate buttons!

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?


Facts about chocolate

How do you feel when you can't get to your Advent calendar chocolate?


What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate in his hair?

Chocolate Chip Wookiee!

A Chewbacca lookalike and a mirror ball which looks like the Death Star

Doctor, doctor! Every time I drink a cup of hot chocolate I get a stabbing pain in the eye!

Try taking the spoon out first!

eye jokes