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Chocolate Jokes!

Time for some pretty sweet chocolate gags… SNICKER at this BOUNTY of funny chocolate jokes!

If you love these funny chocolate jokes, check out these tasty ice cream jokes and cake jokes for more yummy yuks.

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What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

A smiling chocolate cake that is wearing sunglasses

Plane chocolate!

What’s the sun’s favourite chocolate bar?

A laughing red crested rooster in front of a galaxy background

Milky Way!

What’s a lions favorite ice cream?

Laughing monkey in front of banana slices

Mint chocolate chimp!

What’s an alien’s favourite chocolate bar?

A smiling golden retriever in front of a galaxy background

A mars bar!

What do biscuits eat for a treat?

Grinning chocolate cookie

Fish and chocolate chips!

How do biscuits pay for things?

Grinning fox and surprised chocolate digestive

With chocolate chip and pin!

What is a foot’s favourite chocolate?

A pair of feet with the toes grinning

Toe-blerone!

What do you call a clumsy-but-quiet chocolate bar?

A careless Wispa!

How does the chocolate go on holiday?

On an AERO-plane!

Why did the ice cream break up with the chocolate?

An angry looking piece of chocolate in front of an orange and red back background

He was a bit of a flake!

Why did no-one bother the chocolate?

Because it was quiet as a mousse!

What do you call someone who eats a lot of chocolate?

A cocoa-nut!

Why did the chocolate get detention?

Because it was choco-LATE to class!

What’s a monkey’s favourite biscuit?

Chocolate chimp cookie!

What kind of ice cream do electricians eat?

ice cream jokes

Shockalot!

It all starts innocently, mixing chocolate and Rice Krispies, but before you know it, you’re adding raisins and marshmallows…

one liner jokes

It’s a rocky road!

What kind of filling do you want in your teeth?

Chocolate!

What does The White Rabbit eat at Easter?

chocolate jokes

Choco-LATE!

Why did the sheep cross the road?

He really wanted a chocolate baaaaa!

What’s a tennis player’s favourite chocolate?

Federrero rocher!

Which chocolate bars are Buzz Lightyear’s favourite?

Marsbars and milkyways!

What’s Cinderella’s favourite sweeties?

Chocolate buttons!

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Plane!

How do you feel when you can’t get to your Advent calendar chocolate?

Foiled!

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate in his hair?

Chocolate Chip Wookiee!

Doctor, doctor! Every time I drink a cup of hot chocolate I get a stabbing pain in the eye!

eye jokes

Try taking the spoon out first!

What’s a Canadian’s favourite dessert?

Chocolate moose!