Clown Jokes!

You'll JEST love these hilarious clown jokes!

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What does a clown call an OXO cube?

A laughing stock!

What happens when a clown retires?

They leave some big shoes to fill!

How big is a clown’s hard drive?

100 GIGGLEBYTES!

How do you fight a gang of clowns?

Go for the JUGGLER!

What do clowns call a tremor?

A MIRTHquake!

A man goes to the doctor because he has a clown growing off his neck...

The doctor tells him, “Don’t worry, it’s nothing serious.”

What material do you use to make a clown suit?

PolyJESTER!

Why did the clown cross the road?

To retrieve his rubber chicken!

Why was the clown sad?

She broke her funny bone!

Why did the clown get turned down for a mortgage?

He couldn't afford the CLOWN payments! (plus he was a clown)

Why did the clown take a holiday?

The circus got a bit in-TENTS!

Why are clowns not eaten at Hanukkah?

Because they taste funny!

I played "I've got your nose" with a clown...

but the police caught me red handed!

A clown had an interview for a party supplies store where they had to inflate a balloon as a test...

He blew it!

How did the clown ruin his balloon business?

He blew everything out of proportion!

Where do circus performers go when they retire?

Old Clown Road!

How can you tell if a clown has just farted?

They smell funny!

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

He tasted funny!

Why did the human cannonball leave the circus?

He got fired!

How do clowns like their eggs cooked?

Funny side up!

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