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22 Balloon Jokes That Are Totally Popping

Have you been searching high and low for some side splitting, giggle generating balloon jokes? Look no further!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:ย  August 11th 2021

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How do balloons trip up?

They fall float on their face!

What did one balloon say to the other when it proposed?

You blow me away!

What did one balloon say to the other during the quiz?

Your gas is as good as mine!

What did the balloon say to the doctor?

I feel light headed!

What's a balloons least favourite activity?

A pop quiz!

I saw a lion get in a hot air balloon basket.

It caused quite the uproar!

How do you propose with a helium balloon?

You pop the question!

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty!

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

Oh wait, it just got away from me!

How do you cure a sick balloon?

You helium up!

What's it like to work for a hot air balloon company?

It has its ups and downs!

Why did the cold air balloon business fail?

It had trouble getting off the ground!

What should you do if you are offered a free hot air balloon ride?

Take them up in their offer!

A clown had an interview for a party supplies store where they had to inflate a balloon as a test...

He blew it!

A man was arrested yesterday for impersonating a helium balloon.

The police held him for a while then let him go!

I met a sailor who liked putting helium balloons in his ship...

Whatever floats your boat I guess!

How did the clown ruin his balloon business?

He blew everything out of proportion!

How did the balloon feel after I rubbed it on my hair?


What kind of music do balloons hate?


Why should you keep your money away from balloons?

It may be affected by inflation!

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

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