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26 Corny Jokes Which Will Make You Groan

Looking for the ultimate list of ludicrously corny jokes? Look no further! Beano's collection will have you rolling your eyes in no time.

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  August 11th 2021

Don't leave corny jokes to Dads, get cheesy with some of these groan-worthy funnies! 

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What does a house wear?


What's cooler than a talking dog?

A spelling bee!

Dogs can't go through MRI's...

But cat scan!

What's the best time to see your dentist?


It doesn't matter if you're super kind,

German kids are kinder!

What kind of ghost has the best hearing?

The eeriest!

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless!

How do billboards communicate?

Sign language!

Why is corn such a good listener?

Because it's all ears!

What do you call an unpredictable camera?

A loose canon!

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut!

What are bears without bees?


How does a squid go into battle?

Well armed!

What do you call a shoe that's made out of banana?

A slipper!

I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro...

It’s a total rip off!

I keep trying to lose weight…

…but it keeps finding me!

Which pet is the loudest?

A trumpet!

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae school!

Is this pool safe for diving?

It deep ends!

I don't trust stairs...

They're always up to something!

What do squirrels give each other on Valentine's Day?


What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day?

I love you watts and watts!

What did the caveman give his Valentine?

Ugs and kisses!

What did one pig say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Don't go bacon my heart!

What did the policeman say to his tummy?

You're under a vest!

When's a door not a door?

When it's ajar!

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