Computer Jokes

These funny computer jokes are the very best in techLOLogy!

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How do trees use computers?

They log in!

What do you get when you cross a computer and a burger?

A big Mac!

What charges a Mac computer?

Apple juice!

What is a spider's favourite part of the internet?


What happened when the computer fell over?

It slipped a disk!

Why are elephants scared of computers?

Because of the mouse!

How does Bill Gates get into his house?

Through the windows!

How do you stop a computer's batteries from running out?

Hide its trainers!

What's a sheep's favourite part of a computer?

The RAM!

What happens to a computer when it drinks too much coffee?

It gets wired!

Why did the computer keep sneezing?

It had a virus!

What does a baby computer call his father?


What do you get when you cross an elephant with a computer?

Lots of memory!

What do you call someone who rescues computers?

A screensaver!

What do computers eat?

Micro chips!

What's an astronaut's favourite computer key?

The space bar!

What does a shark and a computer have in common?

They both have megabites!

What's a website's favourite food?


Why was the computer late to work?

It had a hard drive!

Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?

To get to the other slide!

What do you call a computer that sings?


Why are computers so smart?

Because they listen to their motherboards!

What does R2D2 use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi!

YouTube, Twitter and Facebook are making a joint website. What would it be called?


Why did the boy’s computer break?

He tried eating his cookies with milk!

Why was the computer cold?

Because Windows was left open!

Why did the smart phone need glasses?

It lost all its contacts!

Why don't fish like computers?

They're scared of the net!

How did the computer programmer get out of prison?

He used the escape key!

Why did the computer break up with the internet?

There was no connection!

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