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30 Funny Computer Jokes For You To Tech A Look At

These funny computer jokes are the very best in techLOLogy!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:ย  November 29th 2022

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How do trees use computers?

They log in!

A cry laughing ginger cat

What do you get when you cross a computer and a burger?

A big Mac!

What charges a Mac computer?

Apple juice!


What is a spider's favourite part of the internet?


What happened when the computer fell over?

It slipped a disk!

Why are elephants scared of computers?

Because of the mouse!

Grinning computer

How does Bill Gates get into his house?

Through the windows!

How do you stop a computer's batteries from running out?

Hide its trainers!

What's a sheep's favourite part of a computer?

The RAM!

Cry laughing pig and cat

What happens to a computer when it drinks too much coffee?

It gets wired!

Why did the computer keep sneezing?

It had a virus!

What does a baby computer call his father?


What do you get when you cross an elephant with a computer?

Lots of memory!

What do you call someone who rescues computers?

A screensaver!

What do computers eat?

Micro chips!

What's an astronaut's favourite computer key?

The space bar!

Cry laughing unicorn and a laptop

What does a shark and a computer have in common?

They both have megabites!

A shark with its mouth wide open in a threatening way

What's a website's favourite food?


Why was the computer late to work?

It had a hard drive!

Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?

To get to the other slide!

What do you call a computer that sings?


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Why are computers so smart?

Because they listen to their motherboards!

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What does R2D2 use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi!

YouTube, Twitter and Facebook are making a joint website. What would it be called?


Why did the boyโ€™s computer break?

He tried eating his cookies with milk!

Why was the computer cold?

Because Windows was left open!

Why did the smart phone need glasses?

It lost all its contacts!

Why don't fish like computers?

They're scared of the net!

A goldfish looking at a laptop with a picture of rainbow fish on it

How did the computer programmer get out of prison?

He used the escape key!

Why did the computer break up with the internet?

There was no connection!

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