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Did you hear about the nice deer?
She had a hart of gold!
What’s a deer’s favourite game?
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth!
What do deer read?
What do you call a deer doctor?
A hart surgeon!
How do you see a deer behind you?
What do deer play at sleepovers?
Truth or deer!
What do you call a deer with his hooves in his ears?
Anything you like, he can’t hear you!
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow?
The hoof fairy!
What’s a deer’s favourite type of bread?
What do you call a deer with perfect vision?
A good-eyed deer!
What is a deer’s favourite cake?
What’s a deer’s favourite type of cheese?
How do you flatter a deer?
Fawn over him!
What currency do deer use?
How does a deer clean his feet?
What did Mrs Claus say to Santa?
I think it’s going to rain, dear!
Which animal loves wet weather?
What does a deer say when he’s dissapointed?
Oh deer oh deer!
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
STILL no eyed-deer!
Why did nobody bid for Donner and Blitzen on eBay?
They were two deer!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?