Deer Jokes

These funny deer jokes are deer-lightful!

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Did you hear about the nice deer?

She had a hart of gold!

What's a deer's favourite game?

Buckaroo!

What was wrong with the deer's smile?

He had buck teeth!

What do deer read?

Stag-azines!

What do you call a deer doctor?

A hart surgeon!

How do you see a deer behind you?

With hind-sight!

What do deer play at sleepovers?

Truth or deer!

What do you call a deer with his hooves in his ears?

Anything you like, he can't hear you!

Who puts money under a deer's pillow?

The hoof fairy!

What's a deer's favourite type of bread?

Sour doe!

What do you call a deer with perfect vision?

A good-eyed deer!

What is a deer's favourite cake?

Doe-nuts!

What's a deer's favourite type of cheese?

Fawn-do!

How do you flatter a deer?

Fawn over him!

What currency do deer use?

Bucks!

How does a deer clean his feet?

Hoof paste!

What did Mrs Claus say to Santa?

I think it's going to rain, dear!

Which animal loves wet weather?

A RAIN-deer!

What does a deer say when he's dissapointed?

Oh deer oh deer!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

STILL no eyed-deer!

Why did nobody bid for Donner and Blitzen on eBay?

They were two deer!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No-eye deer!

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