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20 Wasp Jokes Which Are Sort of the Bee's Knees

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:ย  October 11th 2021

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What can fly underwater?

A wasp in a submarine!

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What do you get if you cross a wasp and a doorbell?

A hum-dinger!

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Why do wasps stay in their nest in winter?


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Who's a wasp's hero?

Buzz Aldrin!

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What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?

A wasp rolling down a hill!

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What is a wasps favourite fantasy film?

Lord of the stings!

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What sport do wasps play?

Sting pong!

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Who is a wasps favourite singer?


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What is a wasps favourite film?

Sting-ing in the Rain!

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If you see a wasp, don't kill it.

Just let it bee!

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Why do wasps never leave tips?

Because they're stingy!

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What sound does a wasp make when it hits your windshield?

A bee flat!

Say what you want about wasps.

But at least they wear high visibility jackets to prevent accidents!

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I asked for two wasps at the pet shop. The owner said they didn't sell wasps.

I said, but you have them in the window!

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How do Ant Man and Wasp get around town?

They ride on the buzz!

I went to watch the English Wasps play the other day...

They were alright but I hear they've got no bee team!

What does a wasp say when it is having an identity crisis?

Too bee or not too bee?

What do you call a wasp?

A wanna-bee!

Where do you take a sick hornet?

The waspital!

Where do wasps go on holiday?


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