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36 Sheep Jokes Which Aren't That Baaaaad!

Had a baaad day? Fear not! Beano's store of baaarmy sheep jokes will cheer ewe up!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  June 16th 2022

Still feeling meh or baaad? Or wool you check out these hilarious horse jokes, chicken jokes or cow jokes?! Or check out this epic sheep joke!

What do you call a group of sheep standing in a circle?

Shepherd's pi!

Grinning farmer

What stroke do sheep like most?

The baaaaaaa-ckstroke!

Grinning unicorn

How did the sheep get to sleep?

She counted her friends!

A sheep

What do you call dentures made for sheep?

Lamb chops!

A goat

What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?

A baaaaaaaaaanana!

A cry laughing banana and sheep

What's a sheep's favourite part of a computer?

The RAM!

Cry laughing pig and cat

My friend asked me to round up 37 sheep...

I said 40!

number jokes

What do sheep like to do in the summer?

Have a baa-baa-cue!

summer jokes

What was the sheep's favourite Christmas carol?

All I want for Christmas is ewe!

Christmas Carol Jokes

I just saw a farmer shave a sheep in 1 second...

It was shear brilliance!

What is a dimension completely inhabited by sheep?

A eweniverse!

Whats round and green and chases sheep?

A melon-collie!

A female sheep walks into a room with a baby cow and a baby goat...

Ewe calf to be kidding me!

What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?


You're gonna ask me why i have a sheep's skull on my bathroom scale, aren't you?

Weigh a head of ewe there!

What do you call 100 sheep rolling down a hill?

A lambslide!

Where do sheep go to watch funny videos?


A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a hill. What sound do they make?


What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?

A lamborghini!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?

A woolly jumper!

Why was the sheep arrested on the freeway?

Because she did a ewe turn!

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine?

An animal that can sew its own sweaters!

What do you call a sheep that is always quiet?

A shhhheep!

What do you call a dancing sheep?

A baa-lerina!

What animal sounds like a sheep but isn't?

A baaaa-boon!

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

Merry Christmas to ewe!

sheep jokes

What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?

An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood!

What’s the most popular name for a sheep?


What do you call a sheep with no head or legs?

A cloud!

Why did the sheep cross the road?

He really wanted a chocolate baaaaa!

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop!

How do Mexican sheep say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

Where do you put a criminal sheep?

Behind baas!

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep!

Oh that's very baaaaaaaad!

As a farmer, I hear lots of jokes about sheep.

I'd tell them to my dog but he'd herd them all!

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