Sheep Jokes

Had a baaad day? Fear not! Beano's store of baaarmy sheep jokes will cheer ewe up!

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I just saw a farmer shave a sheep in 1 second...

It was shear brilliance!

What is a dimension completely inhabited by sheep?

A eweniverse!

Why are sheep the most unimpressed species of animal?

Because all they ever say is, "meeeeeeh"!

Whats round and green and chases sheep?

A melon-collie!

A female sheep walks into a room with a baby cow and a baby goat...

Ewe calf to be kidding me!

What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?

Lambo!

You're gonna ask me why i have a sheep's skull on my bathroom scale, aren't you?

Weigh a head of ewe there!

What do you call 100 sheep rolling down a hill?

A lambslide!

Where do sheep go to watch funny videos?

EweTube!

A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a hill. What sound do they make?

Baaa-Dum-Tssss!

What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?

A lamborghini!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?

A woolly jumper!

Why was the sheep arrested on the freeway?

Because she did a ewe turn!

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine?

An animal that can sew its own sweaters!

What do you call a sheep that is always quiet?

A shhhheep!

What do you call a dancing sheep?

A baa-lerina!

What animal sounds like a sheep but isn't?

A baaaa-boon!

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

Merry Christmas to ewe!

What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?

An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood!

What’s the most popular name for a sheep?

Baarbara!

What do you call a sheep with no head or legs?

A cloud!

Why did the sheep cross the road?

He really wanted a chocolate baaaaa!

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop!

How do Mexican sheep say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep!

Oh that's very baaaaaaaad!

Where do you put a criminal sheep?

Behind baas!

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