My friend asked me to round up 37 sheep…
I said 40!
What was the sheep’s favourite Christmas carol?
All I want for Christmas is ewe!
I just saw a farmer shave a sheep in 1 second…
It was shear brilliance!
What is a dimension completely inhabited by sheep?
Why are sheep the most unimpressed species of animal?
Because all they ever say is, “meeeeeeh”!
Whats round and green and chases sheep?
A female sheep walks into a room with a baby cow and a baby goat…
Ewe calf to be kidding me!
What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?
You’re gonna ask me why i have a sheep’s skull on my bathroom scale, aren’t you?
Weigh a head of ewe there!
What do you call 100 sheep rolling down a hill?
Where do sheep go to watch funny videos?
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a hill. What sound do they make?
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly jumper!
Why was the sheep arrested on the freeway?
Because she did a ewe turn!
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine?
An animal that can sew its own sweaters!
What do you call a sheep that is always quiet?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What animal sounds like a sheep but isn’t?
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
Merry Christmas to ewe!
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood!
What’s the most popular name for a sheep?
What do you call a sheep with no head or legs?
Why did the sheep cross the road?
He really wanted a chocolate baaaaa!
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the baa-baa shop!
How do Mexican sheep say Merry Christmas?
Where do you put a criminal sheep?
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep!
Oh that’s very baaaaaaaad!
As a farmer, I hear lots of jokes about sheep.
I’d tell them to my dog but he’d herd them all!