Sheep Jokes

My friend asked me to round up 37 sheep...My friend asked me to round up 37 sheep...

What was the sheep's favourite Christmas carol? What was the sheep's favourite Christmas carol?

I just saw a farmer shave a sheep in 1 second...I just saw a farmer shave a sheep in 1 second...

What is a dimension completely inhabited by sheep?What is a dimension completely inhabited by sheep?

Why are sheep the most unimpressed species of animal?Why are sheep the most unimpressed species of animal?

Whats round and green and chases sheep?Whats round and green and chases sheep?

A female sheep walks into a room with a baby cow and a baby goat...A female sheep walks into a room with a baby cow and a baby goat...

What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?

You're gonna ask me why i have a sheep's skull on my bathroom scale, aren't you?You're gonna ask me why i have a sheep's skull on my bathroom scale, aren't you?

What do you call 100 sheep rolling down a hill?What do you call 100 sheep rolling down a hill?

Where do sheep go to watch funny videos?Where do sheep go to watch funny videos?

A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a hill. What sound do they make?A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a hill. What sound do they make?

What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep? What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?

Why was the sheep arrested on the freeway?Why was the sheep arrested on the freeway?

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine? What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine?

What do you call a sheep that is always quiet?What do you call a sheep that is always quiet?

What do you call a dancing sheep? What do you call a dancing sheep?

What animal sounds like a sheep but isn't?What animal sounds like a sheep but isn't?

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?

What’s the most popular name for a sheep?What’s the most popular name for a sheep?

What do you call a sheep with no head or legs?What do you call a sheep with no head or legs?

Why did the sheep cross the road?Why did the sheep cross the road?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?Where do sheep get their hair cut?

How do Mexican sheep say Merry Christmas?How do Mexican sheep say Merry Christmas?

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep!Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep!

Where do you put a criminal sheep?Where do you put a criminal sheep?