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34 Dentist Jokes Which Are Something To Smile About

Looking for jokes worthy of being crowned? Look no further! Beano's set of pearly white dentist jokes will have you filling up with laughter!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  August 11th 2021

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Why did the pie go to the dentist?

A dentist

It needed a filling.

Why did the apple pie crust go to a dentist?

He need a filling!

What's Orangey and bad for your teeth?

A brick

Why did the doughnut go to the dentist?

It needed a filling!

What does a dentist do before going on a roller coaster?

A Roblox character next to a rollercoaster

They brace themselves!

Why does the Doctor regularly go to the dentist?

dr who jokes

He doesn't want to lose his K9!

Why did the lumberjack need to see the dentist?

He had a cavitree!

How far is it to the dentist's office?

Six smiles!

Why did the Pharaoh visit the dentist?

Because Egypt his tooth!

What award do you give a bad dentist?

A plaque!

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

They brace themselves!

Why do dentists always look grumpy?

Because they always look down in the mouth!

What's the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

A dentist!

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A molar bear!

What do you call a dentist that doesn't like tea?


Why did the doughnut go to the dentist?

He needed a filling!

What other occupation did the dentist have?

A drill sergeant!

What does a dentist call an astronaut's cavity?

A black hole!

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?

Their drill slipped!

What kind of filling do you want in your teeth?


What will the dentist give you for a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What does a marching band member use to brush his teeth?

A tuba toothpaste!

What do you call a dentist's opinion?

His flossophy!

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth!

Why did the Queen go to the dentist?

Cross eyed laughing emoji

To get her teeth crowned!

What's a dentist's least favourite movie?

Plaque to the future!

Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal!

Why couldn't the god of thunder speak after the dentist?

He was too Thore!

Why are dentists good at Fortnite?

Because they floss twice a day!

What's the best time to see your dentist?


What's the best time to go the dentist?


What did the monster eat after it had its teeth taken out?

The dentist!

Why did the pie got to the dentist?

He needed a filling!

Which superhero needs to visit a dentist?

Plaque Panther!

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