Dentist Jokes

Looking for jokes worthy of being crowned? Look no further! Beano's set of pearly white dentist jokes will have you filling up with laughter!

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What's Orangey and bad for your teeth?

A brick

Why did the lumberjack need to see the dentist?

He had a cavitree!

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How far is it to the dentist's office?

Six smiles!

Why did the Pharaoh visit the dentist?

Because Egypt his tooth!

What award do you give a bad dentist?

A plaque!

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

They brace themselves!

Why do dentists always look grumpy?

Because they always look down in the mouth!

What's the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

A dentist!

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A molar bear!

What do you call a dentist that doesn't like tea?


Why did the doughnut go to the dentist?

He needed a filling!

What other occupation did the dentist have?

A drill sergeant!

What does a dentist call an astronaut's cavity?

A black hole!

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?

Their drill slipped!

What kind of filling do you want in your teeth?


What will the dentist give you for a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What does a marching band member use to brush his teeth?

A tuba toothpaste!

What do you call a dentist's opinion?

His flossophy!

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth!

Why did the Queen go to the dentist?

To get her teeth crowned!

What's a dentist's least favourite movie?

Plaque to the future!

What's the best time to go the dentist?


What did the monster eat after it had its teeth taken out?

The dentist!

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