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51 of the Funniest Dinosaur Jokes of All Time

Big, funny dinosaur jokes for anyone who hasn't got a prehistoric sense of humour!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  October 20th 2022

These dinosaur jokes will reign for aeons... If you like your animal jokes a bit less extinct, check out our bird jokes too - they're like dinosaurs, just a bit more evolved!

1. Why wouldn’t the T-Rex get out of bed?
He was still dino-SNORING!

2. How do you ask a dinosaur in for a cuppa?
Tea Rex!

3. Scientists recently discovered a new dinosaur that was very intelligent...
They named it thesaurus!

4. What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!

Dinosaur roaring

5. Why can’t the T-rex clap its hands?
Because it's extinct!

6. What did Rex say to Woody after eating a toy?
You've got a friend in me!

7. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a firework?

8. What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese?

9. Which dinosaur knew the most words?
The thesaurus!

10. What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A blast from the past!

11. What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
A Stegosaurus on roller skates!

12. What do you get when a dinosaur walks through a strawberry patch?
Strawberry jam!

13. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot?

14. What do you call a dinosaur who wears glasses?
A Doyouthinkysaraus!

15. Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
To become ex-stinked!

16. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

17. Why does a Brontosaurus have a long neck?
Because its feet smell!

18. What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic pork!

19. What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?
Find somewhere else to sleep!

20. Why did the T-rex cross the road?
To eat the chicken on the other side!

21. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens hadn't evolved yet!

22. What do you call a Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex

Dinosaur at the beach

23. What do you call a Triceratops with carrots in its ears?
Anything you like, it can't hear you!

24. What does a Triceratops sit on?
Its Tricerabottom!

25. What sport is a Brontosaurus good at?

26. Why are dinosaurs no longer around?
Because their eggs stink!

27. What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
The Terror-dactyl!

28. Do you know how long dinosaurs lived?
The same as short ones!

29. Why did the T-rex eat raw meat?
Because its itty-bitty arms couldn't work the oven!

30. Where do Velociraptors spend their pocket money?
At a dino-saur!

31. What do you call a sleeping T-rex?
A dino-snore!

32. What is the best thing to do if you see a T-rex?
Pray he doesn't see you!

33. Where do walruses go to see movies?
The dive-in!

34. What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus?
The strawberry is red!

35. What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
A Bronco-saurus!

Dinosaur laughing

36. How many dinosaurs can you fit in an empty box?
One - after that, the box isn't empty!

37. What do you find on a dinosaur's floor?

38. When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining!

39. What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
Out of the way as quickly as you can!

40. What's the best way to raise a baby dinosaur?
With a crane!

41. What's green and hangs from trees?
Dinosaur snot!

42. What is found in the middle of dinosaurs?
The letter 's'!

43. What does a dinosaur call a porcupine?
A toothbrush!

44. Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds?
Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus!

45. What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
Two dinosaurs!

46. What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
Its shadow!

47. What came after the dinosaur?
Its tail!

48. Who made sure the dinosaurs obeyed the law?

49. How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
The door won't shut!

50. What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?
Baby dinosaurs!

51. How does a T-rex cut wood?
With a dinosaw!

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