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44 of the Funniest Dinosaur Jokes of All Time

Big, funny dinosaur jokes for anyone who hasn’t got a prehistoric sense of humour!

These dinosaur jokes will reign for aeons… If you like your animal jokes a bit less extinct, check out our bird jokes too – they’re like dinosaurs, just a bit more evolved!

What do you call a dinosaur covered in bacon?

Green T Rex

Jurassic Pork!

Why wouldn’t the T-Rex get out of bed?

He was still dino-SNORING!

How do you ask a dinosaur in for a cuppa?

A grinning orange mug

Tea Rex?

Scientists recently discovered a new dinosaur that was very intelligent…

They named it thesaurus!

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why can’t the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it’s extinct!

What did Rex say to Woody after eating a toy?

You’ve got a friend in me!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a firework?

Dinomite!

What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese?

Gorgonzilla!

Which dinosaur knew the most words?

The thesaurus!

What do you call a dinosaur fart?

A blast from the past!

What do you get when a dinosaur walks through a strawberry patch?

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Strawberry jam!

What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot?

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Sir!

What do you call a dinosaur who wears glasses?

A Doyouthinkysaraus!

Why did the dinosaur take a bath?

To become ex-stinked!

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

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Try-try-try-ceratops!

Why does a Brontosaurus have a long neck?

Because its feet smell.

What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?

Jurassic pork!

What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ?

A dinosaur

Find somewhere else to sleep!

Why did the T-rex cross the road?

To eat the chicken on the other side!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet!

What do you call a Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ?

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Tyrannosaurus Tex!

What do you call a Triceratops with carrots in its ears?

Anything you like, it can’t hear you!

What does a Triceratops sit on?

Its tricerabottom!

What sport is a Brontosaurus good at?

Squash!

Why are dinosaurs no longer around?

Because their eggs stink.

What was the scariest prehistoric animal?

The Terror-dactyl!

Which dinosaurs are the worst drivers?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Do you know how long dinosaurs lived?

The same as short ones!

Why did the T-rex eat raw meat?

Because its itty-bitty arms couldn’t work the oven!

Where do Velociraptors spend their pocket money?

At a dino-store!

What do you call a sleeping T-rex?

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A dino-snore!

What is the best thing to do if you see a T-rex?

Pray he doesn’t see you!

What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?

A Stegosaurus on roller skates!

Where do walruses go to see movies?

The dive-in!

What’s the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus?

The strawberry is red!

What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?

A Bronco-saurus!

How many dinosaurs can you fit in an empty box ?

One – after that, the box isn’t empty!

What do you find on a dinosaur’s floor?

Rep-tiles!

When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?

When it’s not raining!

What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?

Out of the way as quickly as you can!

What’s the best way to raise a baby dinosaur?

With a crane!

What’s green and hangs from trees?

Dinosaur snot.

What is found in the middle of dinosaurs ?

The letter “s”!

What does a dinosaur call a porcupine?

A toothbrush!

Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds?

Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus!

What makes more noise than a dinosaur?

Two dinosaurs!

What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?

Its shadow!

What came after the dinosaur?

Its tail!

Who made sure the dinosaurs obeyed the law?

Tricera-cops!

How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your refrigerator?

The door won’t shut!

What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?

Baby dinosaurs!

How does a T-rex cut wood?

With a dinosaw!

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