Dinosaur Jokes

Big, funny dinosaur jokes for anyone who hasn't got a prehistoric sense of humour!

These dinosaur jokes will reign for aeons... If you like your animal jokes a bit less extinct, check out our bird jokes too - they're like dinosaurs, just a bit more evolved!

What do you call a dinosaur fart?

A blast from the past!

What do you call a dinosaur who wears glasses?

A Doyouthinkysaraus!

What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?

Jurassic pork!

Why did the T-rex cross the road?

To eat the chicken on the other side!

What sport is a Brontosaurus good at?

Squash!

What does a Triceratops sit on?

Its tricerabottom!

Why are dinosaurs no longer around?

Because their eggs stink.

What was the scariest prehistoric animal?

The Terror-dactyl!

Which dinosaurs are the worst drivers?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Do you know how long dinosaurs lived?

The same as short ones!

Why did the T-rex eat raw meat?

Because its itty-bitty arms couldn't work the oven!

Where do Velociraptors spend their pocket money?

At a dino-store!

Where do walruses go to see movies?

The dive-in!

What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?

A Stegosaurus on roller skates!

What is the best thing to do if you see a T-rex?

Pray he doesn't see you!

What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus?

The strawberry is red!

What's the best way to raise a baby dinosaur?

With a crane!

What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?

Out of the way as quickly as you can!

What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot?

Sir!

When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?

When it's not raining!

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