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51 of the Funniest Dinosaur Jokes of All Time

Big, funny dinosaur jokes for anyone who hasn't got a prehistoric sense of humour!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  November 24th 2021

These dinosaur jokes will reign for aeons... If you like your animal jokes a bit less extinct, check out our bird jokes too - they're like dinosaurs, just a bit more evolved!

1. Why wouldn’t the T-Rex get out of bed?
He was still dino-SNORING!

2. How do you ask a dinosaur in for a cuppa?
Tea Rex!

3. Scientists recently discovered a new dinosaur that was very intelligent...
They named it thesaurus!

4. What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!

5. Why can’t the T-rex clap its hands?
Because it's extinct!

6. What did Rex say to Woody after eating a toy?
You've got a friend in me!

7. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a firework?
Dinomite!

8. What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese?
Gorgonzilla!

9. Which dinosaur knew the most words?
The thesaurus!

10. What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A blast from the past!

11. What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
A Stegosaurus on roller skates!

12. What do you get when a dinosaur walks through a strawberry patch?
Strawberry jam!

13. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot?
Sir!

14. What do you call a dinosaur who wears glasses?
A Doyouthinkysaraus!

15. Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
To become ex-stinked!

16. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Try-try-try-ceratops!

17. Why does a Brontosaurus have a long neck?
Because its feet smell!

18. What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic pork!

19. What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?
Find somewhere else to sleep!

20. Why did the T-rex cross the road?
To eat the chicken on the other side!

21. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens hadn't evolved yet!

22. What do you call a Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex

23. What do you call a Triceratops with carrots in its ears?
Anything you like, it can't hear you!

24. What does a Triceratops sit on?
Its Tricerabottom!

25. What sport is a Brontosaurus good at?
Squash!

26. Why are dinosaurs no longer around?
Because their eggs stink!

27. What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
The Terror-dactyl!

28. Do you know how long dinosaurs lived?
The same as short ones!

29. Why did the T-rex eat raw meat?
Because its itty-bitty arms couldn't work the oven!

30. Where do Velociraptors spend their pocket money?
At a dino-saur!

31. What do you call a sleeping T-rex?
A dino-snore!

32. What is the best thing to do if you see a T-rex?
Pray he doesn't see you!

33. Where do walruses go to see movies?
The dive-in!

34. What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus?
The strawberry is red!

35. What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
A Bronco-saurus!

36. How many dinosaurs can you fit in an empty box?
One - after that, the box isn't empty!

37. What do you find on a dinosaur's floor?
Rep-tiles!

38. When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining!

39. What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
Out of the way as quickly as you can!

40. What's the best way to raise a baby dinosaur?
With a crane!

41. What's green and hangs from trees?
Dinosaur snot!

42. What is found in the middle of dinosaurs?
The letter 's'!

43. What does a dinosaur call a porcupine?
A toothbrush!

44. Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds?
Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus!

45. What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
Two dinosaurs!

46. What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
Its shadow!

47. What came after the dinosaur?
Its tail!

48. Who made sure the dinosaurs obeyed the law?
Tricera-cops!

49. How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
The door won't shut!

50. What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?
Baby dinosaurs!

51. How does a T-rex cut wood?
With a dinosaw!

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