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Funny Easter Jokes

Easter isn’t just about chocolate eggs – it’s also about egg-cellent Easter jokes!

We’ve laid out the best Easter jokes for you here, so before your sink your teeth into your chocolate eggs, stop by here for mega Easter LOLz.

We’ve also got loads of the funniest egg jokes and chicken jokes, plus the Beano Joke Generator will cater for all of your comedy needs.

Hoppy Easter!

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Lots of EGG-xercise!

Why was the Easter Bunny upset?

She was having a bad HARE day!

Why are Easter egg jokes so funny?

Because they crack you up!

What does The White Rabbit eat at Easter?

chocolate jokes

Choco-LATE!

What is Easter bunny’s favourite kind of music?

Easter jokes

Hip-hop!

What happens if you tickle an Easter egg?

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It cracks up!

Why is the Easter bunny so smart?

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He’s an egghead!

What’s invisible and smells of carrots?

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Rabbit farts!

What do you call alien eggs?

Eggstra-terrestrials!

How do chickens leave the building?

They use the eggs-it!

Why shouldn’t you tease egg whites?

They can’t take a yolk!

Where do eggs go when they visit the USA?

food jokes

New Yolk!

What do you call an adventurous egg?

An eggs-plorer!

How do clowns like their eggs cooked?

Funny side up!

Who tells the funniest egg jokes?

Comedi-hens!

What do you call a mischievous egg?

A practical yolker!

Why did the Easter egg hide?

It was a little chicken!

Where do tough chickens come from?

Hard-boiled eggs!

Animal jokes