Funny Easter Jokes

Easter isn't just about chocolate eggs - it's also about egg-cellent Easter jokes!

We've laid out the best Easter jokes for you here, so before your sink your teeth into your chocolate eggs, stop by here for mega Easter LOLz.

We've also got loads of the funniest egg jokes and chicken jokes, plus the Beano Joke Generator will cater for all of your comedy needs.

Hoppy Easter!

What does The White Rabbit eat at Easter?


What is Easter bunny’s favourite kind of music?


What happens if you tickle an Easter egg?

It cracks up!

Why is the Easter bunny so smart?

He's an egghead!

What’s invisible and smells of carrots?

Rabbit farts!

What do you call alien eggs?


How do chickens leave the building?

They use the eggs-it!

How do clowns like their eggs cooked?

Funny side up!

What do you call an adventurous egg?

An eggs-plorer!

Where do eggs go when they visit the USA?

New Yolk!

Why shouldn’t you tease egg whites?

They can't take a yolk!

Who tells the funniest egg jokes?


What do you call a mischievous egg?

A practical yolker!

Where do tough chickens come from?

Hard-boiled eggs!

Why did the Easter egg hide?

It was a little chicken!

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