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20 Shockingly Funny Electricity Jokes!

These positively hilarious electricity jokes and puns will make your hair stand on end, no matter watt!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  October 25th 2023

Do you fancy a crackle at some lightning-fast electricity jokes? Then you'll be right at ohm here! We've collected 20 of the funniest jokes about electricity, and you can read them all right here - free of charge! Charge... geddit?

For more science-y silliness, check out these time-travel jokes, these biology jokes, or even these non-sensical number jokes!

How do solar panels take their eggs?

Sunnyside up!

What do you call a baby tree struck by lightning?

A zapling!

Wind power is so popular these days

It has a lot of fans!

What kind of car does an electrician drive?

A Volts-wagon!

Why did the bulb pack an apple in his bag?

He wanted to have a light snack!

Why did the electrician marry his coworker?

He couldn’t resistor!

What do you call London in a power cut?

Londoff!

Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time…

I was shocked!

I asked an electrician to fix the electricity in my house…

They re-fused!

A dangerous surge of electricity walks into a bar

The barman says "why the long phase?"

What did the thunderstorm say to the lightning rod?

You'll never catch me, copper!

I tried to think of an electricity pun

Now my head hertz!

I finally managed to get rid of that electric charge I’ve been carrying

I’m ex-static!

Where does the god of lightning keep his lunch?

In a Thormos!

What will you find on an electric bus?

A conductor!

Guess what has no life but it still dies?

A battery!

An electrical engineer built a house entirely out of resistors

The welcome mat said Ohm Sweet Ohm!

What do you give your favourite electrical engineer for their birthday?

Shorts!

Army pants

How did the scientist feel after experimenting with electricity?

Shocked!

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They know what they're doing.