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20 Elvis Jokes That Are Fit For A King

Boredom has left the building! Don’t step on these hilarious jokes about the King of Rock and Roll! 

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  May 6th 2024

Ain’t nothin’ but a list of 20 Elvis jokes! If you’re a fan of classic rock and roll, or you just like laughing at stuff - then whip your quiff in the direction of these 20 star-studded Elvis jokes!

But if these aren’t quite up your alley then don’t worry - we’ve got plenty of other good gags for you to giggle at! Check out these hilarious Harry Potter jokes, these side-splitting Star Wars puns, or even these ridiculous rabbit gags!

But enough of that - back to Elvis!

I just met a guy in the supermarket who really reminded me of Elvis

He walked up to me and said, “Don’t you DARE forget about Elvis!”

If Elvis only wrote sad songs

He would be known as Elvis Depressly!

Just found out that someone has accidentally given away all my Elvis records

I’m all shook up!

What gets all shook up and looks good on salad?

Elvis Parsley!

I got a text saying that I won £100 cash or tickets to an Elvis Presley tribute act

They said to press 1 for the money, 2 for the show!

Who’s Santa’s favourite singer?

Elf-is Presley!

What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?


Did you know Elvis was a big fan of Chicken Strips?

He even wrote a song about them called “Love Me Tender”!

My pet mouse Elvis died last night

He got caught in a trap!

What does Elvis wear on his feet when he can't find his Blue Suede Shoes?

His Jailhouse Crocs!

What is a carnivore's favourite Elvis song?

Love Meat Tender!

Bacon jokes

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show!

What do you call Elvis sitting on a chair?

Pelvis Restly!

Why is there no royalty-free Elvis music?

It always has The King in it!

What do you call a religious singer?

Elvis Prayersley!

Elvis didn’t like the present the Ewoks sent him

He wrote on it “Return to Endor”!

My favourite Elvis track is the one about baking cakes

In the gateau!

Why did Elvis like milk shakes so much?

They’re all shook up!

Just saw Elvis at the hardware store...

Returned a sander!

A tool box

What did Elvis have to do when he joined the army?

Look for Suspicious Mines!