Funny Rabbit Jokes
Check out these hilarious rabbit jokes - they're very bunny!
These hare-larious rabbit jokes will leave you tickled and that's not just because of their cute ears and teeth!
And if you think these are very bunny, why not check out our cow jokes which are guaranteed to make you calf! (Sorry, we mean laugh!)
Why didn't the rabbit eat lunch?
It didn't carrot all!
Why did the fox chase the rabbit?
It fancied some fast food!
What's green and goes 'rabbit! rabbit!'
A very confused frog!
Why do rabbits have long ears?
To cover their lack of hares!
What's a rabbit's favourite novel?
Where does a rabbit go when it feels sick?
What happens when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
You get hot cross bunnies!
What's a rabbit's favourite sweet treat?
What did the rabbit do when he needed to get a snack?
He put the video on paws!
What's a rabbit's favourite game?
Why did the bald man put rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hares!
What does a rabbit groom itself with?
A hare brush!
Did you hear about the guy who stole a rabbit?
He had to make a run for it!
What do you call a man with a rabbit living in his jumper?
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunny moon!
How can you tell if a rabbit is old?
Look for the grey hares!
What do you get if you cross a beetle and a rabbit?
Why was the bunny so annoying?
He kept rabbiting on!
What sort of jewellery do rabbits like?
24 carrot gold!
Did you hear the story about the rabbit's childhood?
It's a hare-raising tale!
What do you call a queue of rabbits going backwards?
A receding hare line!
What do rabbits use after the shower?
A hare dryer!
What's the difference between a rabbit at the gym and a rabbit with a carrot on his head?
One's a fit bunny, the other's a bit funny!
How do you know if carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?!
What do you call an angry rabbit?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a goat?
A hare in your milk!
What did the avocado say before the rabbit disappeared?
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit!
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It's been nice gnawing you!
What animals are scared of vacuum cleaners?
What does The White Rabbit eat at Easter?
How can The White Rabbit afford a waistcoat?
He's a million-hare!
What’s a rabbit’s favourite type of music?
Where do rabbits get their eyes checked?
What’s invisible and smells of carrots?
How do rabbits travel?
How do rabbits comb their hair?
With a harebrush!