20 Excel-lent Excel Jokes!
These excellent jokes are sure to excel your expectations! Open up a new tab and get ready for sheets of laughter!
If you're someone who just loves cracking open a good spreadsheet, we know you're also always up for a laugh! Have a gander at these Excel-themed jokes, divided into convenient cells for your amusement! Don't forget to check out our other jokes, too - recharge with some battery jokes, or clean off with some bath jokes!
How good are you at Microsoft Office?
I Excel at it!
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What do you call an ant who’s great at Microsoft Office?
An Excel-ant!
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Did you hear about the house built by Microsoft?
What it Excels in is the Outlook from its Windows!
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How many Excel users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Monday January 01, 1900!
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How many Excel users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one, but they'll need a pivot table!
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Where’s the most dangerous place in Excel?
C4!
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What shirt size does Bill Gates wear?
XL!
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What do you call it when you give up spreadsheets for 40 days?
Excel-Lent!
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I can’t figure out how to use the average feature on Excel…
Now all my data is meaningless!
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"Are you a related data set in a separate table?”
“Because I INDEX/MATCH you!"
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What bar do spreadsheets like to hang out in?
The formula bar!
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A spreadsheet got married for the second time! What did she say when asked why her first marriage didn’t work out?
"Ask my ex-cell!"
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What did the spreadsheet do at the Eiffel Tower?
An ex-selfie!
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A spreadsheet walks into a bar…
The barman says, “Shall I start a new tab?”
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Why did the data analyst call his kids Word and Excel?
He thought it was Suite!
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What did the Excel analyst put in his hair?
Some product!
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Why did the spreadsheet open a breakfast café?
Because eggs sell!
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Why did the programmer and Excel have a falling out?
They didn’t have the same values!
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I Excel at Microsoft puns…
You’ll have to take my Word for it!
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I asked my dad if he knew any formulas in Excel…
He said, “Yes, sum!”
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