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14 Father's Day Jokes That Are Actually Funny

Got a Father's Day card to write? Here's our pick of the best funny Father's Day jokes!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  August 6th 2021

With Father's Day coming up we've pulled together a list of funny jokes about Father's Day.

We've got classic Dad Jokes too, or check out the Joke Generator for tons of random jokes on every subject!

Where does a dad bike hang out?

In the bike shed!

Why was this dad useless at buying herbs at the supermarket?

A man in a leafy garden

He couldn't find the thyme!

What do you call a sleepy Dad getting pizza for his kids?

Papa Yawns!

What did the jelly's daughter write in his Father's Day card?

Thanks for pudding up with me!

What did the carpenter's son say on Father's Day?

Wood you believe how much I love you?

Why does dad want to play golf on Father's Day?

It's tee-riffic!

Who's dad loves guacamole?

Nacho average dad!

What did the bean say to his Dad on Father's Day say?

World's best farter!

I know what I’m getting for Father’s Day...

Last night my daughter asked me what size aftershave I wear!

Why did the biscuit cry?

Because his father was a wafer so long!

Daddy put the cat out...

I didn’t know he was on fire!

Dad, did you get a haircut?

No, I got them all cut!

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!

Why did Batman’s wife name their son Gotham?

So when he wakes up at night, she can wake up Batman and say “Gotham Needs You"!

What did the daddy ghost say to the baby ghost?

Fasten your sheet belt!

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