Are you ready for the greatest collection of fox jokes in the world?
Here’s a selection of jokes so sly and cunning, you’ll be laughing before realise why!
Once you’ve recovered from laughing at these rib-ticklers, check out these fox-friendly chicken jokes or these amazing gags! You can also check out the Beano Joke Generator to discover jokes on every topic.
What do you call a fox in a library?
Why did the artist take ages to draw a fox?
They paid too much attention to detail!
Why should you never make a fox annoyed?
Because they never fur-get a face!
What do you call a fox with headphones on?
Anything you want, because they can’t hear you!
How does a fox keep up to date with current events?
They watch Fox News!
What web browser does a fox use?
How does a fox get down a snowy mountain?
What do you call a fox that can pick up an elephant?
What DID the fox say?
Nothing because it’s a fox!
How does a fox know when it’s going to rain?
It checks the weather fur-cast!
What does a fox sit on?
What video game do foxes like to play?
What is a fox’s favourite type of coffee?
What is a fox’s favourite dance move?
Why do foxes have a winter coat?
Because they’d get tangled up in a scarf!
Why did the fox chase the rabbit?
It fancied some fast food!
What was the young fox’s favourite baseball team?
How do foxes travel?
What did the fox use to make their crops grow better?
Why did the fox cross the road?
Because they wanted the chicken’s autograph!