Frozen Jokes

Take some time, chill and enjoy some funny Frozen jokes!

When you're done o-laughing at Olaf, check out our Harry Potter jokes, superhero jokes or even some out of this world Star Wars jokes!

What does LEGO Elsa sing?

LEGOOO! LEGOOO!

What did Elsa say when she slipped and fell on the ice?

Nothing, she gave everyone the cold shoulder!

Why does Olaf keep his money in the freezer?

Because he wants cold hard cash!

What type of phone does Olaf have?

A snowmobile!

What's Elsa's favourite type of party?

A snowball!

What is Olaf's favourite Mexican dish?

Brrrrr-itos!

What do you call Olaf with a six pack?

The abdominable snowman!

Why is it dangerous for Olaf to be angry?

He might have a meltdown!

Why was Elsa buying a new laptop?

Her old one was frozen!

Why did Elsa's credit card get rejected?

Because her accounts were frozen!

What kind of birthday cake does Elsa like?

The kind with lots of frosting and icing!

What does Olaf eat for lunch?

Icebergers!

What is Olaf's favourite drink?

Iced tea!

Where does Elsa keep her money?

In a snow bank!

What does Elsa put in Olaf's stocking for Christmas?

A lump of Cold!

What do you call Olaf in the desert?

A puddle!

What is Elsa's favourite cereal?

Frosted flakes!

Knock knock! Who's there? Yoo

Yoo hoo big summer blow out!

How does Olaf get around Arendelle?

On an ice-icle!

How does Olaf make his bed?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow!

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

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