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Funny Joke of the Day

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:Β  July 1st 2021

A joke a day might be just what you're after. And we've got enough jokes to last a VERY long time! Take a look at our joke generator for a funny joke of the day, or browse some of our top picks below.

These silly jokes will brighten up your day. If these corny jokes make you laugh, we've got loads more hilarious jokes and funny jokes for you to check out!

Why are cats so good at video games?

Because they have nine lives!

Two brown hedgehogs squaring up to each other

What is a cat’s favorite sushi roll?


Ginger cat grinning

How did the watermelon farmer feel after winning the lottery?

Like a melon bucks!

Red tractor and a brown cow

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

It was overbooked!

A laughing black cat and a grinning tabby cat

Why did the skeleton eat constantly?

They never felt full!

Laughing skeleton holding a huge hamburger

What does a pig say on a hot day?

I’m bacon!

A laughing rasher of bacon

Which flower is most likely to bite you?

A tiger lily!

 A grinning white tiger and a shocked emoji face

Want to hear a poop joke?

Never mind, it stinks!

What happened when the tomato fell behind on his homework?

He had to ketchup!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

A pony goes into a bar and whispers 'Can I have some water please?'. 'Sure' Says the waiter 'Sore throat?'

'No' says the pony, 'I'm just a little horse'

What do you call a magic dog?

A labracadabrador!

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie

Brown dog with its tongue sticking out

What's a pirate's favourite letter?


What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

Times New Roman and Comic Sans walk into a bar

'Get out!' says the barman 'We don't serve your type here!'

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I dunno, but the flag is a big plus!

When did Napoleon keep his armies?

Up his sleevies!

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?

You can't wash your hands in a buffalo!

Why was the king only 12 inches tall?

Because he was a ruler!

What's grey and goes up-down-up-down-up-down?

A hippo on a see-saw!

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

Nacho cheese!

What goes black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white

A penguin rolling down a hill!

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!

What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

What's yellow and dangerous?

Shark-infested custard!

A smiling shark

What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

Open toad sandals!

How do you make varnish disappear?

Take away the 'r'!

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Euripides jeans, you pay for them!

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