A joke a day might be just what you’re after. And we’ve got enough jokes to last a VERY long time! Take a look at our joke generator for a funny joke of the day, or browse some of our top picks below.
Want to hear a poop joke?
Never mind, it stinks!
What happened when the tomato fell behind on his homework?
He had to ketchup!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
A pony goes into a bar and whispers ‘Can I have some water please?’. ‘Sure’ Says the waiter ‘Sore throat?’
‘No’ says the pony, ‘I’m just a little horse’
What do you call a magic dog?
Where do you weigh a pie?
Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie
What’s a pirate’s favourite letter?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Times New Roman and Comic Sans walk into a bar
‘Get out!’ says the barman ‘We don’t serve your type here!’
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I dunno, but the flag is a big plus!
When did Napoleon keep his armies?
Up his sleevies!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
What’s the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can’t wash your hands in a buffalo!
Why was the king only 12 inches tall?
Because he was a ruler!
What’s grey and goes up-down-up-down-up-down?
A hippo on a see-saw!
What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
What goes black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white
A penguin rolling down a hill!
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s yellow and dangerous?