Don’t miss out of Beano’s banterful batch of hilarious jokes! We’ll have you laughing in no time!
Hilarious jokes are our thing! Here’s a cracking selection of jokes from Beano’s comedy kings and queens.
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What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle?
A polar bear!
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck!
What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I’m coming down with something!
What does a nosey pepper do?
Gets jalapeno business!
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogey in it!
What do you call a computer that sings?
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on a head and I’ll hang around!
Why should you take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains!
Why did the robber take a bath?
They wanted to make a clean getaway!
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
That’s just how I roll!
Have you heard about corduroy pillows?
They’re making headlines!
I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday.
Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible!
I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me!
As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.
But hey, it’s in my jeans!
What’s a foot long and slippery?
Why do you never see elephants hiding up trees?
Because they’re really good at it!
What did the 0 say to the 8?
Some people have difficulty sleeping…
But I can do it with my eyes shut!
What do you call an arrogant criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending!
If you boil a funny bone…
You get a laughing stock!
How do balloons trip up?
They fall float on their face!
What’s a blob’s favourite drink?
What is the wettest animal?
Which football team loves ice cream?
Who’s in charge of the pencil case?
What do you call a fake lasagne?