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What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck!
What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
What does a nosey pepper do?
Gets jalapeno business!
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogey in it!
What do you call a computer that sings?
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on a head and I'll hang around!
Why should you take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains!
Why did the robber take a bath?
They wanted to make a clean getaway!
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
That’s just how I roll!
Have you heard about corduroy pillows?
They’re making headlines!
I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday.
Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible!
I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me!
As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.
But hey, it's in my jeans!
What's a foot long and slippery?
Why do you never see elephants hiding up trees?
Because they're really good at it!
What did the 0 say to the 8?
Some people have difficulty sleeping...
But I can do it with my eyes shut!
What do you call an arrogant criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending!
If you boil a funny bone...
You get a laughing stock!
How do balloons trip up?
They fall float on their face!