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Tree Jokes

Want funny tree jokes? We’ll go out on a limb here and say these are the funniest tree jokes yew will ever read…

Bough down to Beano! These funny tree jokes are so spruceless they’ll have yew laughing alder way to the nearest forest. 

And if you think this is acorny joke too far, try our Christmas tree jokes, summer jokes, seriously baaaaaaad sheep jokes, or any other type of joke. We’ve got ’em all!

Which plant is made of tiny little skeletons?

A green tree

A bone-sai tree!

What is a tree’s favourite type of fruit?

A laughing pineapple wearing sunglasses


What did the tree say to the spring flowers?

Laughing crying emoji

It’s a re-LEAF to see you!

What did the field say to the tree?

A smiling tree

You’ve really grown on me!

How do you make trainers out of trees?

A laughing slice of pizza and a grinning brown shoe

Wooden shoe like to know!

How do trees communicate?

Cry-laughing emoji


Why did the orange fall from the tree?

Grinning orange and a surprised looking goat

It went out on a limb!

What did the tree really say to the lumberjack?

Nothing. It’s a tree!

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

Leaf me alone

Why was the tree stumped?

It couldn’t get to the root of the problem!

Why shouldn’t you invite a tree to your party?

Because they never leaf.

What does a tree do before meeting Joe Wicks?

It limbers up ready to work on its trunk!

Why did the tree close its eyes?

For rest!

What type of tree fits snugly in your hand?

A palm tree!

Q: What’s the difference between a tree and a moose? A: I don’t know?

No wonder you’re failing biology

How do trees open TikTok accounts?

They just log in!

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It grew its own branch.

What did the Royal Oak say to the Common Oak

Bough before me

What do you say when a tree grows a new ring?

Another year, Alder?

What do you say when a tree grows a new ring?

Happy Birthday to Yew!

Where do woodlice go on holiday?

To the beech!

Why did the lumberjack need to see the dentist?

He had a cavitree!

What did the tree say to the tree surgeon?

You’re committing high treeson!

What did the tree say to the other tree?

You look leafy!

Why did the tree get in trouble?

A green sign saying lol!

For being knotty!

What is a tree’s favourite month?

A laughing and crossed eyed face


Why do trees hate tests?

Lots of multicoloured question marks

Because they get stumped by the questions!

What did the beaver say to the tree?

A smiling beaver

Nice gnawing you!