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Tree Jokes

Want funny tree jokes? We'll go out on a limb here and say these are the funniest tree jokes yew will ever read...

Bough down to Beano! These funny tree jokes are so spruceless they’ll have yew laughing alder way to the nearest forest. 

And if you think this is acorny joke too far, try our Christmas tree jokes, summer jokes, seriously baaaaaaad sheep jokes, or any other type of joke. We’ve got ’em all!

What did the tree really say to the lumberjack?

Nothing. It’s a tree!

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

Leaf me alone

Why was the tree stumped?

It couldn’t get to the root of the problem!

Why shouldn’t you invite a tree to your party?

Because they never leaf.

What does a tree do before meeting Joe Wicks?

It limbers up ready to work on its trunk!

Why did the tree close its eyes?

For rest!

What type of tree fits snugly in your hand?

A palm tree!

Q: What’s the difference between a tree and a moose? A: I don’t know?

No wonder you’re failing biology

How do trees open TikTok accounts?

They just log in!

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It grew its own branch.

Why did the tree fail Maths?

It couldn’t do square roots!

What did the Royal Oak say to the Common Oak

Bough before me

What do you say when a tree grows a new ring?

Another year, Alder?

What do you say when a tree grows a new ring?

Happy Birthday to Yew!

Where do woodlice go on holiday?

To the beech!

Why did the lumberjack need to see the dentist?

He had a cavitree!

What did the tree say to the tree surgeon?

You’re committing high treeson!

What did the tree say to the other tree?

You look leafy!