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Story Jokes

You want funny story jokes? Erm.. Have you heard the funny story joke about the writer who had to come up with Beano’s Funny Story Jokes page? It’s a funny story…

Chapter One: Check out these awesome funny story jokes. Chapter Two: Laugh. Chapter Three: Laugh some more. Chapter Four: Toilet break: Chapter Five: Carry on laughing with more jokes, including jokes that take a long time, and jokes about time itself. And yes, we’re Beano. We do have jokes about everything! The End.

Did you hear about the writing robot who combined all the different books ever written into one novel?

Smiling red robot

It’s a long story!

Man: Could I buy some chocolate biscuits? Librarian: This is a library!

Man: (whispers) Could I buy some chocolate biscuits?

What did Tom Sawyer call his friend after he forgot his packed lunch box?

Huckleberry Thin

What did Harry Potter say to his godfather?

A sloth cry laughing

Why so Sirius?

What’s a rabbit’s favourite novel?

A person holding a grinning red book

Warren Peace

Why are first books afraid of their sequels?

Because they always come after them

What did the frog say when he went to the library?

A selection of hard backed books

Reddit! Reddit! Reddit!

Did you hear the story about the rabbit’s childhood?

It’s a hare-raising tale!

How long does an owl live?

Hedwig and Harry Potter

Six and a half books!

How do you make a strawberry shake?

Tell it a scary story!

I’m writing a book about the advantages and disadvantages of being both an author and a scammer…

book jokes

It’s called Prose and Cons!

What did the sketchbook say to the novel?

book jokes

I’m drawing a blank!

I had plans to read a book about sinkholes…

book jokes

But they fell through!

I went into a book store to ask if they had any books about turtles. The cashier asked, hardback?

turtle jokes

I said, yeah, and little heads!

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity…

It’s impossible to put down!

Which books are the hardest to force yourself to read through?

Friction books!

Why should you not write a book on penguins?

penguin jokes

Because writing a book on paper is much easier!

Who’s a robot’s favourite author?

Anne Droid!

Who writes books for little bees?

Bee-trix Potter!

What’s a bee’s favourite novel?

bee jokes

The Great Gats-bee!

The dwarfs from Snow White want to tell their side of the story…

They’ve signed a 7 figure book deal!

What’s a shark’s favourite bible story?

Noah’s shark!

What does Buzz Lightyear like to read?

Comet books!

Which building is the tallest?

The library … it has the most stories!

Why are writers always cold?

Because of all the drafts!

I was reading some books about loud music…

But there were too many volumes!

I’m writing a book about banana peels…

It’s non-friction!

When is a green book not green?

When it’s read!

Silly Jokes