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26 Good Morning Jokes to Tell First Thing

Drag yourself out of bed and get your morning mirth on with these funny morning jokes!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  August 12th 2021

These deliciously daft morning jokes are guaranteed to turn your yawns into yuks! So grab some cereal and settle in for some amazing A.M. comedy! (The A.M. stands for Absolute Mirth.)

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What do lobsters drink in the morning?

Claw-fee!

How does the ocean say good morning?

It waves!

Why did the alarm clock get cross?

He was all WOUND UP!

Why did the spider only put one leg out of her bed?

An open mouthed purple spider

She wanted to start the day off on the right foot!

Why wouldn’t the T-Rex get out of bed?

He was still dino-SNORING!

When do ducks usually wake up?

At the quack of dawn!

How do skeletons like their eggs?

Grinning skeleton wearing green sunglasses doing the Dab Fortnite dance

TerriFRIED!

I saw a squirrel this morning cycling through the park.

I didn't know they can ride bikes!

During the school year, what’s the number one thing kids wish for on Sunday night?

Monday jokes

A foot of snow by morning!

How do cheeses greet each other on Monday mornings?

monday jokes

Have a Gouda week!

What did the Cyclops say every Monday morning?

monday jokes

Eye don’t want to get up!

On Monday morning, rolling out of bed is easy.

Monday jokes

Getting up off the floor is another story!

How did Garfield stop the rooster from waking him on Monday morning?

Monday jokes

He ate him on Sunday night!

What do bus drivers put on their morning pancakes?

pancake

Traffic jam!

Why does batter run away when you're making pancakes?

pancake

Because the recipe says to crack to eggs and then beat it!

What do bus drivers put on their morning pancakes?

Pancake jokes

Traffic jam!

This morning I tried to flip my eggs like I do with my pancakes.

Pancake jokes

Yolks on me!

How does a panda make pancakes in the morning?

Pancake jokes

With a pan... duh!

How do zoo keepers wake the animals in the morning?

llama jokes

They set their allamas!

Why doesn't Santa use reindeer milk in his coffee?

reindeer jokes

He's on a deery-free diet!

Why are zombies always hired as make-up artists?

halloween jokes

Because they have to put their face on every morning!

I went to the doctor this morning and said “I've swallowed a golf ball..."

The doctor said, “Yes, I can see it's gone down a fairway!"

How does Shrek like his eggs in the morning?

Ogre easy!

What's the first thing wizards do in the morning?

They wake up!

Doctor, doctor! I've swallowed my pocket money!

Take this and we'll see if there's any change in the morning.

What do cows read in the morning?

The moospaper!