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Don't Choke On These 20 Funny Rap Jokes!

Looking for some fresh jokes to read out extra loud? In a residential area? Then check out these 20 hilarious hip-hop gags!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  June 10th 2024

Are you an oldschool hiphop head? Or are you more into mumble rap? Drill? Grime? Whatever flavour of rap music is your favourite, you'll definitely get a chuckle out of these street-wise rap gags! So turn up the music and read on to find out why rap *might* be the funniest genre of music there is!

If these jokes and puns aren't quite your taste don't worry - we have lots more musical mirth for you to check out! We've got classical music jokes, Miley Cyrus jokes, even Olivia Rodrigo jokes! Phew! That should be enough to get you started!

Ok, back to rap!

I once got in a rap battle with a peanut!

He was roasted!

What does a rapping goat call their verbal drum skills?

Bleat boxing!

There really should be a subgenre of hip-hop called Bubble Rap

It would probably sound a lot like pop!

Macaulay Culkin just released his first rap album

He's Home Malone!

What do mumble rappers from the East coast rap about?

I don’t know... Their verses aren’t Pacific!

Earth Facts

If the rap god and rap devil are fighting

Does that mean we all missed the rapture?

Rap is like scissors...

It always loses to rock!

What do you call a fish who raps?

Swim Shady!

What kind of snake is best at Rap?

The Spittin' Cobra!

What mumble rap group was also famous for their singing?

The Do-Re-Migos!

Isn't it strange how a random 80s rap song will start playing in your head for no reason?

I guess it’s because it's like that, and that's the way it is.

What music genre do rap-loving cops listen to?


Did you hear about that rap group that got arrested?

They've been charged with serious rhymes!

There are two eras of modern rap...

Pre Malone and Post Malone!

I think I broke my phone's speaker! All I did was turn my normal rap playlist into an emo one

Now all I can hear is a Lil Peep!

I made a rap song all about soap

It’s fine, the lyrics are clean!

I was going to make a joke about mumble rap

But you wouldn’t understand it!

Why are dragons so good at rapping?

Because they're always spitting fire!

I can't focus on my work because someone is rapping about me

I've been diss track-ted!

Someone stole a few of my Rap CDs

Oh well, no biggie!