25 Money Jokes To Take To The Bank
Cheque out these cracking money jokes! These rib-tickling money gags are a great investment - you know it makes cents!
They say it makes the world go round... and having money (or not) makes a big difference to your life. But that doesn't mean we can't laugh about it sometimes too! Because carrying round a bunch of metal and paper with people's faces on is kind of silly, right? And laughter is at least as important - so you'd better get stacking up some chuckles with this guffaw-worthy list of cash gags!
If you're looking for some other great jokes we have lots more to choose from - there's these ballet jokes, these Dua Lipa jokes, or even these excellent Excel jokes!
My girlfriend found my money I keep in an old boardgame. She says I should put it in the bank
Better safe than Sorry I guess!
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My grandfather told me to invest in good speakers
That was some sound advice!
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What does Eevee evolve into when you give it money?
Patreon!
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I’ve done some terrible things for money
Like getting up early to go to work!
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“I want to make money farming but don’t know if I should grow wheat, corn or barley”
“Tough call… there are so many fields to choose from!”
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If I had a nickel for every time I got confused by money
I'd have 4 bob, 6 shillings, 2 quid, a crown and 5 thruppence!
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I asked God for money but realised God doesn't work that way
So I robbed a bank, then asked for forgiveness!
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Where do atheists donate their money?
Non Prophet Organizations!
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A bank is a place that will lend you money
If you can prove that you don’t need it!
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“Could you give me small change instead of notes? I need money for the bus”
“That’s fare!”
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What's the best way to earn money as a photographer?
By selling your camera!
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My friend makes money by selling pictures of salmon in human clothes
It’s like shooting fish in apparel!
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Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank!
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What do you call it when a Pharaoh asks you for money?
A pyramid scheme!
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I have enough money to last the rest of my life…
Provided I die next Thursday!
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I‘m so good at managing money
I got a letter from a debt collector saying ‘outstanding payment’!
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If money is the root of all evil...
Why do they ask for it at Church?
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Why was Vivaldi always asking for money?
Because he was Baroque!
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Growing up I had to use an old calculator with no multiplication symbol on it
Times were tough!
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What do you call a man who gives students money?
Grant!
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Why do accountants have big muscles?
Because they keep trying to balance the books!
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What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke!
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My local pizza place is struggling to stay afloat...
They really knead the dough!
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Why did the pizza go into business?
He wanted to make some dough!
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Why was the robot bankrupt?
He had used all his cache!
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Why should you keep your money away from balloons?
It may be affected by inflation!
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