Rock rock! Who’s there? Just some awesome geology jokes! They really rock! If you loved these, why not check out our silly science jokes? You’ll get a great reaction out of these physics jokes and travel over to our hysterical geography jokes
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Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?
It was on shale!
Why was the geologist so calm?
She was very down to earth!
What’s a geologist’s favourite ice cream flavour?
When was the best time to be a geologist?
During the stone age!
Mountains aren’t funny…
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A sham rock!
Why wasn’t the geologist hungry?
They had lost their apatite!
Why did the sand do so badly in geology?
It’s grades were below sea level!
Why can you always trust a geologist to have rocks?
They can always dig something up!
Why did the geologist want to be more confident?
He wanted to be boulder!
Why did the rock keep crying?
It was very sedimental!
What did one volcano say to the other?
‘I lava you!’
What is a rock’s favourite fruit?
Where do geologists like to relax?
In rocking chairs!
What’s a geologist’s favourite band?
The Rolling Stones!
Why are geologists so cautious?
They take nothing for granite!
Why is magma so trendy?
It was lava before it was cool!
Geologists aren’t perfect…
They all have their faults!
What did one tectonic plate say to the other?
‘There’s too much friction between us!’
Geology is my favourite subject