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26 Geography Jokes That Are Where It's At

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  March 2nd 2022

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  1. Why are mountains the funniest place to travel to?
    Because they're hill areas!
  2. How does a fox know when it's going to rain?
    It checks the weather fur-cast!

  3. What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
    I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!

  4. What do you call a colourful atmospheric anomaly that appears over Barcelona?
    A Spainbow!

  5. What city always cheats at exams?
    Peking!

  6. Why does the Yeti know all the map symbols?
    Because it's a legend!

  7. What's big, white, furry and always points North?
    A polar bearing!

  8. What do you call the little rivers that flow into the Nile?
    Juveniles!

  9. What always sits in the corner but can move all round the world?
    A stamp!

  10. Why do paper maps never win poker tournaments?
    Because they always fold!

  11. Where do crayons go on vacation?
    Color-ado

  12. Which is smarter, Longitude or latitude?
    Longitude, because it has 360 degrees!

  13. What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?
    A con-tour map!

  14. What did the rock say to the geographer?
    Don't take me for granite!

  15. Mountains aren't just funny...
    They're hill-areas!

  16. How do mountains see?
    They peak!

  17. What did the sea say to the shore?
    Nothing, it just waved!

  18. What rock group has four men that don’t sing?
    Mount Rushmore!

  19. Why did the Romanian stop reading at night?
    They were given the Bucharest!

  20. If you live in an igloo, what's the worst thing about global warming?
    No privacy!

  21. Which country's citizens have the nicest teeth?
    Brussia!

  22. What was Thor's favourite thing about geography?
    Learning about the equa-thor!

  23. What do you call a country populated entirely by donkeys?
    An assasination!

  24. What is the fastest country in the world?
    Rush-a!

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