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26 Geography Jokes That Are Where It's At

Navigate your way through Beano's ocean of geography jokes!

Last Updated:  July 22nd 2021
First Published:  January 17th 2020

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Why are mountains the funniest place to travel to?

Because they're hill areas!

How does a fox know when it's going to rain?

It checks the weather fur-cast!

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!

What do you call a colourful atmospheric anomaly that appears over Barcelona


A Spainbow!

What city always cheats at exams?

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Why does the Yeti know all the map symbols?

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Because it's a legend!

What's big, white, furry and always points North?

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A polar bearing!

What do you call the little rivers that flow into the Nile?

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What always sits in the corner but can move all round the world?

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A stamp!

Why do paper maps never win poker tournaments?

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Because they always fold!

Where do crayons go on vacation?

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Which is smarter? Longitude or latitude.

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Longitude, because it has 360 degrees!

What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?

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A con-tour map!

What did the rock say to the geographer?

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Don't take me for granite!

Mountains aren't just funny...

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They're hill-areas!

How do mountains see?

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They peak!

What did the sea say to the shore?

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Nothing, it just waved!

What rock group has four men that don’t sing?

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Mount Rushmore!

Why did the Romanian stop reading at night?

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They were giving the Bucharest!

If you live in an igloo, what's the worst thing about global warming?

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No privacy!

Which country's citizens have the nicest teeth?


What was Thor's favourite thing about geography?

Learning about the equa-thor!

What do you call a country populated entirely by donkeys?

An assassination!

What is the fastest country in the world?

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What's the coldest country?

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Which country is the slippiest?

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