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Homework Jokes

We’re sorry. This joke list was supposed to be twice as long but our dog ate half of it. Honest! If you hate homework as much as we do, then this list of hilarious homework jokes is for YOU!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  January 11th 2022

So if you’re reading these jokes instead of doing your Maths homework then you might need some more to stop you doing your History homework too. Try these 20 Delicious Pi Jokes for Maths Fans! or even these 16 History Jokes Which Are Older Than Your Pants. If you are reading this and you’re a teacher, don’t worry. The Beano doesn’t just laugh at the mere idea of homework. We also have some educational (yet funny) fact pages too. Check out our 30 Amazing Facts About Space and the Universe to marvel at our brainy writing skills!

What’s Hermione Granger’s favourite homework?


My teacher say’s I didn’t do my Ancient Roman homework?

That’s his story!

My science teacher is always saying I haven’t done my homework!

We just lack chemistry!

I ripped up my homework.

It was tearable.

Why didn’t the kid do their cooking homework?

They didn't have enough thyme!

Little Brother: I am learning about numbers for homework!

Big Brother: What are the odds?

My teachers told me off for something I didn’t do!

My homework.

Kid: Dad, can you help me with my homework?
Dad: No, son. It just wouldn't be right.

Kid: I know, but will you try it anyway?

A dad gives his adult son a playful headlock

My teacher’s the best…

She puts kisses all over my homework!

Why did Vladamir Putin finish his homework so fast?

Because he was Russian.

Russia flag

Father: When Winston Churchill was your age he did homework by candlelight.

Son: When Winston Churchill was your age he was Prime Minister!

I got a paper cut from my Statistics homework.

What are the odds?

A teacher points at a student

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Clever Kid: I lost it fighting someone who said you weren’t the best teacher in school!

They teacher left a note on my homework but signed it with the wrong name…

I think they're mass-grading as someone else!

Why was the girl’s A+ homework covered in feathers?

She’d hired a mathmachicken!

For my art homework I had to write about Salvadore Dali...

I tried, but my pen turned into a giraffe and my desk melted.

A dog with some spilled paints

Kid: My dog ate my homework…
Teacher: It was a computer science assignment!

Kid: He took quite a few bytes!

Teacher: Did your Dad help you with your homework?

Kid: No, he did it all by himself!

My friend asked to use my fingers to help him with his Maths homework…

He should stop counting on me!

My homework was to cook something. I said I'd bake dog biscuits! No idea how too but…

There’s a great excuse when i don't hand in my homework.

A big fluffy dog

Why was the algebra homework so sad?

It had a lot of problems!

What did they sandwich say when they forgot their homework?


What did the bacon do after school?

Their ham-work!

Why did the student eat their homework? 

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!

What happened when the tomato fell behind on his homework?

He had to ketchup!

Why did the boy eat his homework?

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!