10 Delicious Hummus Jokes for Your Lunch Break!
Here are some tasty hummus and chickpea jokes to dip into when you're hungry for LOLZ!
When it comes to awesome dips, we tip our hat to the legendary hummus. A shout out must also go to chickpeas and pitta bread. You can't have one without the other, really.
And there are even more jokes on our main Jokes Page, why not have a go at generating some jokes?
How do you describe a recipe with chickpeas, garlic, olive oil and a chilli pepper?
What do you call Spider-Man after he's eaten hummus?
What did the baker say after they sold out of pitta bread?
"Sorry, we have naan!"
What do you call a train made out of chickpeas?
Hummus the Tank Engine!
What do you call expired hummus?
I ate too much hummus...
And now I falafel!
Where did vegans come from?
Did you hear about the hummus who dived in the pool?
It was taking a dip!
You can't sing with a mouthful of chickpeas…
But you can hummus a tune!
Who is hummus’ best friend?
Pete the Bread!