I ham now going to tell you some very funny lunch jokes! Don’t worry, they won’t be too cheesy! If you liked these, you carrot miss our carrot jokes, and these pie jokes are pie-larious! And orange you glad we’ve got these lol-tastic orange jokes too?
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What did one plate say to the other?
‘Lunch is on me!’
When do astronauts eat their sandwiches?
At launch time!
Why did 4 and 4 skip lunch?
They already 8!
What transport do sandwiches take?
A sandwich walks into a bar…
‘Sorry’ says the barman ‘We don’t serve food here’
What did the sandwich say to the doorman?
What should you never ask a wizard to do?
Make you a sand-witch!
What do you call a magic sandwich you find at the beach?
Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing!
Why did the bread break up with the margarine?
For a butter love!
What kind of lunch is always cold?
What’s a shark’s favourite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Where in England should you never get a sandwich?
Did you hear the bread joke?
Never mind, it’s crummy!
How does bread ask out its crush?
With lots of flours!
What did one piece of hot bread say to the other?
What do ducks eat for lunch?
Cheese and quackers!
Why didn’t the rabbit eat lunch?
It didn’t carrot all!
Which US president would you find in a sandwich?
I had some chickpeas for lunch
Now I fala-full!
What kind of lunches do geometry teachers enjoy?