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Lunch Jokes

How many of these lunch laughs will tickle your funny bone? Funny lunch jokes that are sure to having you lolling!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  July 1st 2021

I ham now going to tell you some very funny lunch jokes! Don't worry, they won't be too cheesy! If you liked these, you carrot miss our carrot jokes, and these pie jokes are pie-larious! And orange you glad we've got these lol-tastic orange jokes too?

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What did one plate say to the other?

'Lunch is on me!'

When do astronauts eat their sandwiches?

At launch time!

Why did 4 and 4 skip lunch?

They already 8!

What transport do sandwiches take?

The subway!

A sandwich walks into a bar...

'Sorry' says the barman 'We don't serve food here'

What did the sandwich say to the doorman?

Lettuce in!

What should you never ask a wizard to do?

Make you a sand-witch!

What do you call a magic sandwich you find at the beach?

A sand-witch!

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing!

Why did the bread break up with the margarine?

For a butter love!

What kind of lunch is always cold?

A bbrrr-ger!

What's a shark's favourite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish!

Where in England should you never get a sandwich?


Did you hear the bread joke?

Never mind, it's crummy!

How does bread ask out its crush?

Crying laughing pizza

With lots of flours!

What did one piece of hot bread say to the other?

Crying laughing emoji in front of pizza

'You're toast!'

What do ducks eat for lunch?

Cheese and quackers!

Why didn't the rabbit eat lunch?

A grinning egg and pint of milk

It didn't carrot all!

Which US president would you find in a sandwich?

Abra-HAM Lincoln!

I had some chickpeas for lunch

Now I fala-full!

What kind of lunches do geometry teachers enjoy?

Square meals!