Orange Jokes

These orange jokes are most appealing!

These orange jokes are highly unORANGEinal but still fairly appeeling! So fill up your glass with some juicy orange jokes and quench your desire for fruit-based comedy!

If these jokes get your pip, why not check out some more fruity fruit jokes or some colourful (in the right way) puns with our yellow jokes. Otherwise, if you like mackerel, spacemen and small gatherings of otters, you'll love our weird jokes too. There's hundreds more great jokes on the jokes page!


Why did the orange fall from the tree?

It went out on a limb!

Everything in Jonny Orange's orange bungalow is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What colour are the stairs?

IT'S A BUNGALOW!

My sister said only onions make her cry...

I threw a orange at her.

Walter: “What rhymes with orange?”

Dennis: “No it doesn’t”

Last night I dreamt I was swimming in orange soda.

It was just a Fanta sea!

The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice a cranberry juice and some lemonade with a slice of orange all in the same glass...

...is gonna get a punch!

What's Orangey and bad for your teeth?

A brick

An orange was in a supermarket and a security guard comes over to him and asks “what are you doing?” The orange replies...

“Nothing, just looking round”

What did the chick say when the hen laid an orange?

Look what marmalade?

I just found out i’m colour blind!

The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!

Why was the painting of the tangerine worthless?

It wasn't an ORANGEinal

What did the skeleton say to the waiter?

Can I have an orange juice and a mop, please!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

What’s a pumpkin’s favourite drink?

Orange Squash

If you had 4 apples and 5 oranges in one hand and 6 apples and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have?

Very large hands!

Why did Goofy stare at the label on the orange juice all day?

Because the carton said concentrate!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you sick of all these knock knock jokes?!

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice!

What’s the difference between an orange and a walrus?

Give it a squeeze. If you don’t get orange juice, it’s a walrus!

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