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79 Orange Jokes To Leave You Peeling Happier!

These orange jokes are most appealing!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  February 12th 2024

These orange jokes are highly unORANGEinal but still fairly appeeling! So fill up your glass with some juicy orange jokes and quench your desire for fruit-based comedy!

If these jokes get your pip, why not check out some more fruity fruit jokes or some colourful (in the right way) puns with our yellow jokes. Otherwise, if you like mackerel, spacemen and small gatherings of otters, you'll love our weird jokes too. There's hundreds more great jokes on the jokes page!

Orange is my favourite colour...

I love it more than red and yellow put together!

What do you call a haunted orange?


Chuck Norris once picked an orange from an apple tree...

He made lemonade from it!

Chuck Norris Jokes

Why did the apple stop hanging out with the orange?

Because the banana was more ap-peeling!

One-liner jokes
One-liner jokes

What did the orange say after a long walk?

I could do with a zest!

Oranges love to dance...

They have the zest moves!

What did the police officer say to the orange?

You are under a zest!

What is a positive orange's motto?

Squeeze the day!

What's an orange's favourite indie band?


What kind of monkey doesn't eat bananas?

An orange-utan!

What does an orange sweat?

Orange juice!

Why was the apple staring at the bottle of orange juice?

It had the word 'concentrate' on it!

How did the orange ride the rollercoaster without fear?

Because it had nerves of peel!

What can a whole orange do that a wedge of orange can never do? 

Look round!

Why couldn’t the orange dance at ball by himself?

Because it takes two to tang-o!

A close up of ballroom dancers' shoes

What did the orange superhero say after catching the baddies?

Juice-tice will prevail!

Why did the orange help the elderly lady cross the road?

To do a random act of rindness!

Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the bin?

It was a boom-orange!

Why did the orange cry?

Someone hurt its peelings!

Did you hear about the orange boxer?

They got beaten to a pulp!

Why do oranges do well on tests?

Because they concentrate!

Why do oranges meditate under the citrus tree?

Because it’s a sub-lime spot!

Why do pirates love oranges so much?

It’s for the vitamin sea!

What do you call an orange that’s always on time?


Why did the orange get insurance?

Zest in case!

What is a vampire's favourite fruit?

Blood orange!

How much should an orange eat?

Three square peels a day!

Broccoli and fried egg

What happened when the orange was peeled?

It lost its rind!

What does an orange listen to?

Music com-peel-ations!

Why couldn't the orange believe that their friend had let her down?

This was because citrus-ted them!

Why did the orange get prescription glasses?

Because it was lacking vitamin see!

How does an orange train for a marathon?

With jogs of juice!

What did one citrus fruit say to the other?

Orange you glad we’re here together!

Why are oranges really observant?

They keep their eyes peeled!

What would you get when you mix an orange-flavoured pop and a tree branch?

A fanta-stick combination!

Why did the orange lose the election?

They didn’t ap-peel to voters!

Why do oranges make good detectives?

They know how to peel away the layers to get to the truth!

A spy dressed as Sherlock Holmes

Why couldn’t the orange roller-skate?

It kept falling into wedges!

What did the shopkeeper say when the oranges were stored correctly?

Crate job!

What did the satsuma say when it came to tidy up?

Help me orange things around here!

What did the orange say when it was time to get up for work?

Back to the daily rind!

A smartphone alarm clock

What did the slice of orange say to the other?

I’m not half the person I juiced to be!

What did one orange say to its friend telling an amazing story?

“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”

What did the orange say when it found money n the pavement?

Rinders keepers!

I’m scared I’m turning orange...

Hopefully, it’s just a pigment of my imagination!

What did the oranges say to the singer at the audition?

Don’t call us — peel call you!

What did the orange say at the gym?

Peel the burn!


What did the orange celebrity say to the other fruit?

I’m kind of a big peel!

What did the oranges say when they weren’t on time?

Bitter late than never!

What did the orange say before going into a juicer?

“The zest is yet to come!”

What do oranges say when they enjoy something?

“I give this the peel of approval!”

Why do oranges love dancing?

It’s all about the peel good factor!

What did one orange say to the other?

You’re my zest friend!

A bunch of oranges

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

It wasn’t “peeling” well!

What language do oranges speak?

They speak in Mandarin!

Why did the orange turn into orange juice?

It couldn’t handle the pressure!

What do you call Santa in an orange suit?

Fanta Claus!

Why do oranges wear sunblock?

Because they peel!

Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?

Emperor Pulp-atine!

Why did the orange fall from the tree?

It went out on a limb!

Grinning orange and a surprised looking goat

Everything in Jonny Orange's orange bungalow is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What colour are the stairs?


Walter: “What rhymes with orange?”

Dennis: “No it doesn’t”

Last night I dreamt I was swimming in orange soda.

It was just a Fanta sea!

The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice a cranberry juice and some lemonade with a slice of orange all in the same glass... gonna get a punch!

What's Orangey and bad for your teeth?

A brick

An orange was in a supermarket and a security guard comes over to him and asks “what are you doing?” The orange replies...

“Nothing, just looking round”

What did the chick say when the hen laid an orange?

Look what marmalade?

I just found out i’m colour blind!

The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!

Why was the painting of the tangerine worthless?

It wasn't an ORANGEinal

What did the skeleton say to the waiter?

Can I have an orange juice and a mop, please!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

What’s a pumpkin’s favourite drink?

Orange Squash

If you had 4 apples and 5 oranges in one hand and 6 apples and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have?

Very large hands!

number jokes

Why did Goofy stare at the label on the orange juice all day?

Because the carton said concentrate!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you sick of all these knock knock jokes?!

Knock knock jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice!

What’s the difference between an orange and a walrus?

Give it a squeeze. If you don’t get orange juice, it’s a walrus!