These Heir-larious King Jokes Reign Supreme!
Grab your golden hats and furry dressing gowns - these right-royal rib ticklers are fit for a King!
Are you looking for some puns fit for the palace? Or some new jokes to tell your jester? Then you are in the right place, my leige! These mirth-filled monarchical wisecracks will make even the most stuck-up head of state crack a grin. Even the peasants will find some of these funny! Don't trust us? Next time you're at Buckingham palace just crack a couple of these - you'll see!
And if these aren't what One desires, then take a looksie at these legendary Latin jokes, these extravagant peacock jokes, or even this bumper pack of classic knock-knock jokes! Jokes for everyone!
Ready to enter the throne zone? Let's go!
Which king also ran a chocolate factory?
William the Wonkerer!
![A Milky Way chocolate bar in space](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/milky-way.jpg?w=1024)
What is the King's taxman called?
Sir Charge!
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Where do kings get crowned?
On the head!
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What is a king’s favourite weather?
Hail!
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How does Old King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep and Crisp and Even!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/pig-pizza.jpg?w=1024)
I hope Prince Charles is okay
Ever since King Charles came into town, I haven’t heard from the Prince at all!
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Where do Kings keep their armies?
In their sleevies!
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Did you know that Camelot wasn't King Arthur's castle?
It's where he parked his camels!
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I'm not a fan of the new coins with King Charles' head on them...
But then I don't like change!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/rabbit-coin.jpg?w=1024)
What's the difference between a dinosaur and a British king?
One is a T-rex, the other is a tea rex!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/dinosaur-quiz-8.jpg?w=1024)
Once upon a time, there was a king who was only 12 inches tall
He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/ruler-2.jpeg?w=1024)
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/Tooth-joke.jpg?w=1024)
How did Medieval kings send messages in the forest?
Moss code!
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Why was the king wet?
He was the reigning monarch!
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What medieval king wrote books?
King Author!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/spell-book-magic.jpg?w=1024)
When is a king like a piece of wood?
When it’s a ruler!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/crown.jpg?w=1024)
Did you hear about the King of Traffic Wardens?
He was a metre ruler!
![The joke police](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/joke-police.jpg?w=1024)
Which king loved fractions?
Henry the 1/8!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/joke20.jpg?w=800)
King Arthur knighted the carpenter who made the round table
He dubbed him Sir Cumference!
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What do you get when a king farts?
Noble gas!
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