20 Funny Moon Jokes to Eclipse All Others
Take a look at these cheesy moon jokes! They're out of this world!
Can't get enough of these funny moon jokes? Get a faceful of these space jokes, science jokes, physics jokes...and a whole universe of other jokes!
Why doesn't the moon shave?
Because it waxes!
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Why is the moon bald?
It has no 'air!
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What's closer, France or the Moon?
The Moon, obviously! You can't see France from here!
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How does the Moon hold up it's trousers?
With an asteroid belt!
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What did the Moon say to Saturn?
Give me a ring sometime!
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What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why is the moon so hungry?
Because it's only full once a month!
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What do you call someone who turns into a building every full moon?
A Were-House!
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What tastes better, the moon or asteroids?
Asteroids - they're a little meteor!
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What do you call Dwayne Johnson on the moon?
A moon rock!
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NASA got tired watching the moon orbit the earth for 24 hours
So they called it a day!
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Did you hear about the alien who was obsessed with the moon?
It was just a phase!
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Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunny moon!
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What do you call a clock on the moon?
A lunar tick!
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How do we know the man on the moon is bald?
He has no 'air!
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What do you call an ocean on the moon?
Lunacy!
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What did the US give Russia for landing on the moon after them?
A constellation prize!
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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
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Why did the moon burp?
Because it was full!
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What was the biggest problem with the restaurant on the moon?
It had no atmosphere!
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