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20 Best Peacock Jokes & Puns for Kids

These very funny peacock jokes are sure to ruffle a few feathers! Check out these funny peacock jokes, they're the funniest you've ever bird!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:ย  October 1st 2022

These peacock jokes, puns and one-liners are un-bird-ievably funny! We've got more animal fun here, and more bird quizzes, facts and jokes here! Why not test your ornithological skills with this Ultimate Bird Quiz? And as usual, we've got loads more jokes on our jokes hub!

How do peacocks learn new skills?

They just wing it!

What's got a cool tail and is always looking at you from a hiding spot?

A peek-cock!

How do you disperse a group of peacocks?

Tell them to fan out!

I love peacocks...

I'm a huge fan!

What's got a beautiful tail and buzzes?

A beecock!

Why is the number '9' like a peacock?

It's nothing without its tail!

What's got feathers and always needs the loo?

A pee-cock!

What do you get if you cross a vegetable and a chicken?

A peacock!

Did you hear the story about the peacock?

It's a beautiful tale!

Why should you never play football with a peacock?

They always fowl!

What do you call a peacock in a hot country?

A self powered fan!

Where do peacocks go when they lose their tails?

A re-tail store!

What do you give a sick peacock?


What goes blue, green, blue, green, blue, green?

A peacock falling downstairs!

What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a peacock?

A sharp dresser!

Why do emperors have peacocks in their gardens?

Elephants would squash the flowers!

What's got two feet, one head and 1000 eyes?

A peacock!

What does a peacock say when its cold?


What do you call an adolescent peacock?

A preenager!

Why was the peacock standing on a telephone pole?

It wanted to make a long distance caw!