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Lilo and Stitch Jokes

These Lilo and Stitch jokes are out of this world! Say aloha to some of the funniest jokes you'll ever hear about Lilo and her cute alien pal!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  April 16th 2022

These Lilo and Stitch jokes will have you in stitches! And if you liked these punny jokes, we've got more Disney jokes here! And we promise we're not lying when we say these Pinocchio jokes are funny! Or how about these Turning Red jokes? And if you're still looking for more funnies, we've got an endless supply on our jokes page!

Why does Stitch like Lilo?

She's very down to Earth!

Why did Stitch's pizza burn his mouth?

He should have cooked it at aloha temperature!

Why doesn't Stitch take anything seriously?

He doesn't understand the gravity of the situation!

What did Lilo say when she had to save the day?

We need to make a last Stitch effort!

What does Stitch put on his hot chocolate?

Martian mallows!

How did Stitch park the spaceship?

He used a parking meteor!

What does Stitch make in the kitchen?

Unidentified Frying Objects!

What is Stitch's favourite chocolate?

A mars bar!

What did Stitch say when he landed in Hawaii?

Take me to your lei-der!

What did Stitch say to the librarian?

Take me to your reader!

What did Lilo say to David when he went surfing?

Have a swell time!

Why does David always eat cold food?

He hates microwaves!

What do you call a prank played by Lilo?

A Stitch-up!

Why did Lilo go to hospital?

To get a Stitch!

How does Lilo spend her time?

Surfing the web!

How does Stitch keep his trousers on?

With an asteroid belt!

What is Stitch's favourite website?


What did Lilo say when Stitch got obsessed with the moon?

It's just a phase!

What's wet, tall and wears sunglasses?

A Bubbles bath!

How did Lilo and Stitch say hi to each other when they were surfing?

They waved!