Little Squelchy Jokes - Weather

Weather Jokes

Q: What does a weatherman wear under his trousers?
A: Thunderpants!

Q: If an orchestra plays in a thunderstorm, who's most likely to get struck by lightning?
A: The conductor!

Q: Why should you careful when it's raining cats and dogs?
A: You might step in a poodle!

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