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20 Mole Jokes That You'll Definitely Dig

You can make a mountain of laughs out of these hole-some mole jokes! Check out these mole gags and see for yourself!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  September 25th 2023

They might make a mess of your lawn, but these cute, mostly blind mammals are a bundle of laughs! Have a sniff around this epic list of mole jokes and you'll soon see why! If you like your jokes a bit less moley though you're still in the right place - we've got giraffe jokes, snail jokes, whale jokes... and all kinds of animal jokes!

But wait - it's mole time!

What do you call a mole that doesn't like eating worms?

An ano-mole-y!

Doctor! Doctor! I’m worried about this mole on my shoulder!

Doctor: Try calling a vet!

Why do moles like large parties?

The mole the merrier!

How do moles change the channel on their TVs? 

They use the re-mole control!

What do you call a mole that doesn’t feel pain?

A paracetamole!

I had to go and get a mole removed from my shoulder today

I’ve no idea how he got up there!

Wasted 4 hours at the Doctors getting a mole checked out

Apparently I should have left it in the garden!

Where do famous moles go to live?

Beverley Holes!

Who is a mole’s favorite composer?


How do you stop a mole from digging holes in your lawn?

Take away his shovel!

What is a mole’s favorite type of music?

Rock ‘n’ mole!

What kind of test do student moles like best?

Mole-tiple choice!

What’s a mole’s favourite board game?


Moles are so dramatic!

They make mountains out of mole hills!

What are moles made of?


How do moles keep in touch?

By e-mole!

Letter Jokes

What's soft, fuzzy and lives in a hole?

My belly button fluff!

What do you call a hedgehog that's lost it prickles?

A mole!

What type of food is a duck and mole put together?


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