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Monday Jokes

Check out Beano's batch of merry Monday jokes! There's enough to cure that monotonous Monday blues and get you through the week!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  July 6th 2021

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During the school year, what’s the number one thing kids wish for on Sunday night?

Monday jokes

A foot of snow by morning!

When does Monday come before Sunday?

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In the dictionary!

Why did the corrupt calendar go to prison?

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Monday laundering!

Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at Monday jokes?

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He didn’t find them humerus!

Why did the cat stay home from school on Monday?

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It wasn’t feline well!

How do cheeses greet each other on Monday mornings?

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Have a Gouda week!

What did the Cyclops say every Monday morning?

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Eye don’t want to get up!

What does Sonic need a lot of on Mondays?

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What’s the saddest part of the week?

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Monday mourning!

Why was the acid so rude on Monday?

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It was a-mean-o-acid!

How do hens feel on Mondays?

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Which day of the week are demons most tired?

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De-Monday, just like everyone else!

If every day is a gift...

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How do you return Monday?!

On Monday morning, rolling out of bed is easy.

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Getting up off the floor is another story!

What word describes Mondays best?

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Which day of the week makes werewolves howl?

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How did Garfield stop the rooster from waking him on Monday morning?

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He ate him on Sunday night!

Do you know why I stay up late on weekends?

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Because sleep is for the week!

What do you call an ant that sells medicines on weekdays and helps a farmer on weekends?

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A farmassistant!

I called the local gym asking if they can train me to do gymnastics. They asked how flexible I am...

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I said, I'm free Monday, Tuesday and Friday!

Mondays aren't so bad...

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Only 48hrs ago it was a sadder day!

Who would win in a fight between Monday and Sunday?

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Sunday... Monday is a weekday!

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