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Monday Jokes

Check out Beano's batch of merry Monday jokes! There's enough to cure that monotonous Monday blues and get you through the week!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  July 6th 2021

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During the school year, what’s the number one thing kids wish for on Sunday night?

A foot of snow by morning!

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When does Monday come before Sunday?

In the dictionary!

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Why did the corrupt calendar go to prison?

Monday laundering!

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Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at Monday jokes?

He didn’t find them humerus!

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Why did the cat stay home from school on Monday?

It wasn’t feline well!

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How do cheeses greet each other on Monday mornings?

Have a Gouda week!

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What did the Cyclops say every Monday morning?

Eye don’t want to get up!

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What does Sonic need a lot of on Mondays?


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What’s the saddest part of the week?

Monday mourning!

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Why was the acid so rude on Monday?

It was a-mean-o-acid!

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How do hens feel on Mondays?


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Which day of the week are demons most tired?

De-Monday, just like everyone else!

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If every day is a gift...

How do you return Monday?!

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On Monday morning, rolling out of bed is easy.

Getting up off the floor is another story!

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What word describes Mondays best?


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Which day of the week makes werewolves howl?


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How did Garfield stop the rooster from waking him on Monday morning?

He ate him on Sunday night!

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Do you know why I stay up late on weekends?

Because sleep is for the week!

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What do you call an ant that sells medicines on weekdays and helps a farmer on weekends?

A farmassistant!

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I called the local gym asking if they can train me to do gymnastics. They asked how flexible I am...

I said, I'm free Monday, Tuesday and Friday!

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Mondays aren't so bad...

Only 48hrs ago it was a sadder day!

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Who would win in a fight between Monday and Sunday?

Sunday... Monday is a weekday!

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