Funny Monkey Jokes
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Who's a monkey's favourite Hogwarts teacher?
How do you open a banana?
With a monKEY!
Where do monkeys go to hang out?
What sort of monkeys feel unwell?
Why do monkeys go to work?
To do monkey business!
What kind of monkey is the best to hang out with?
Where do monkeys go when they lose their tails?
Where do baby monkeys sleep?
In an apricot!
What kind of monkey can fly?
A hot air baboon!
What's a monkey's favourite drink?
What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
Anything you like, he can't hear you!
What's invisible and smells like bananas?
What's a monkey's favourite bread?
What happens when you annoy a monkey?
They go bananas!
What's a monkey's favourite fruit?
What's a monkey's favourite biscuit?
Chocolate chimp cookie!
Why do monkeys like bananas?
They find them a-PEAL-ing!
What do you call a monkey at the North Pole?
What happens when monkeys lie out in the sun?
They get an oranguTAN!
Why don't monkeys play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs!
Two monkeys running a bath. One said, Oo, oo, oo, aah aah aah!
The other said, well put some cold in it then!
What animal sounds like a sheep but isn't?
What does Dora call Boots when he does a really good job?
Where does Boots the monkey get his gossip?
On the ape vine!
How did Boots the monkey reach the ground floor?
He slid down the banana-ster!
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?
What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, bananas can't talk!
Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
Because they have such big fingers!
What do you call an exploding monkey?