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6 Sloth Jokes Which Won't Slow You Up

Even a sloth would eventually crack a smile at these funny sloth jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  October 11th 2021

Sloths are one of our favourite animals, and you should love them too! Here's our collection of the funniest sloth jokes.

When you're done here, check our our other animal jokes. Don't miss our funny horse jokes and our best bear jokes!

What is a sloth's favourite carol?

Jungle bells!

Why did the sloth neigh?

It was learning a new language!

What happened when the sloth ate a watch?

It was very time-consuming!

Why didn't the sloth go extinct?

They didn't plan on going anywhere!

What do sloths make when it snows?

Slow angels!

What did the grape say when the sloth stood on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

What do sloths like to read?


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